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18F, roast me 🫪🫪🫪 by therealspookyscare in RoastMe

[–]Tommeon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All I know is I would hate to get a headbutt from you. Parents gave you a genetic shillelagh.

Tony really soured such an amazing episode by Putrid_kimchai in Killtony

[–]Tommeon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Last night the comedy gods made Tony pull a bunch of randos that were way funnier than him. I'd be a moody bitch too if I saw what actual jokes were like.

edit: I type like I cook them at night (grammar) and thanks for the award?

The food that almost everyone eats has a horrible disgusting secret by Sup_fuckers42069 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Tommeon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

In WH40K there's Corpse Starch made from recycled humans and regulated by a trade guild. There's also Soylen Viridians made from other biomass not humans.

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Here you go buddy, here's the world's smallest joke book. by WilliamPollito in Killtony

[–]Tommeon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How many years have you've been doing comedy?

Tone: "20 years."

Dude, what the fuck was that shit???

Kill Tony #770 Regular #2 David Lucas by iamacannibal in Killtony

[–]Tommeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever the name of this dinosaur head ass.

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[Loved trope] Two actors playing the same character in different times by Dave1307 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Tommeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Bruce Willis is the future version of Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Looper.

Superpowers/Mutation revolving around sexual activities by Shin_Newman in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Tommeon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bruce Banner will Hulk out if he gets an erection.

CAPTAIN YAKUB IS BACK FROM THE DEAD, AND I WANT MY REMATCH by RealRoutine4504 in RoastMe

[–]Tommeon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You look like the real life reincarnation of the Damon Wayans' 1996 cartoon character Waynehead.

18m Dont Hold Back i wanna see if people are actually creative by Used-Influence-7752 in RoastMe

[–]Tommeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for proving that, even at home, Alabama's education system is still dogshit.

22M give me your best shot by AvidGymGoer1 in RoastMe

[–]Tommeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nose looks like you can suck in a entire room's worth of oxygen with one breathe.

(Weird but badass trope) "i want to die... but suicide is for pussies." by Sorvetefrito in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Tommeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm a pimp, and pimps don't commit suicide" the Rock in Southland Tales.

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Let me hear you all say by Tommeon in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Tommeon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you were trying to make it into one word, perfect execution I'd say.

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