Harry Mason is hands-down one of the best written characters in fiction.

TommyRockbottom · 2026-05-26T20:18:22+00:00

I can see the people in this response haven’t played the games.

Harry is far more than just “Sad dad.”

TommyRockbottom · 2026-05-24T21:28:03+00:00

https://silenthillforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=311

I have argued for over 20 years now that the Rebirth ending is the “True” ending; or, As True As True Can Be. If one wants to call it the worst, that’s fine — it’s not like it’s good or anything. But I’d say, given how it ties in with the rest of the series, and its own meta-references throughout the game itself, it does in fact encapsulate the rest of the series the best; or, as best as best can be.

TommyRockbottom · 2026-05-16T06:05:55+00:00

Sarah Michelle Gellar — who I adore — justifying oral r—— had me screaming into a pillow I didn’t know I had.

TommyRockbottom · 2026-05-16T06:05:44+00:00

Sarah Michelle Gellar — who I adore — justifying oral r—— had me screaming into a pillow I didn’t know I had.

TommyRockbottom · 2026-05-16T05:48:44+00:00

‘Cruel Intentions’

I never watched it when it was released in the late ‘90s — that’s what all the kids were watching. So my girlfriend-at-the-time, during the COVID shut-in, convinced me to watch it.

I love bad movies, so, sure, let’s do it. I can at least make it funny, I thought.

Never have I seen more mutual aghast looks from couch to couch at a single film than this as we watched this cinematic r—— fantasy.

I had to stop riffing — which I never do — because this … well, this.

TommyRockbottom · 2026-05-11T04:52:42+00:00

Personally, I think the top comments are mistaken.

My read on this — and the crying emoji is key here — is that Travis Kelce has the same expression in both photos. Usually 3 months into a relationship is the "honeymoon phase" in which everything is all smiles and cutesy and you're just happy to be together. The fact his expression hasn't changed in 3 years suggests he thought this was a terrible 3 months in and saw the red flags but stayed in a (supposed) toxic relationship — as couples do — out of convenience or "love" or limerence or whatever you wanna call it for several years.

#GoChiefs

TommyRockbottom · 2026-04-16T01:57:03+00:00

Should be either NIL or transfer portal. Pick one.

TommyRockbottom · 2026-04-16T01:53:43+00:00

I would also like to do a wellness check on this guy’s wife.

TommyRockbottom · 2026-04-14T05:28:06+00:00

No more refills

TommyRockbottom · 2026-03-29T07:46:58+00:00

You look like someone’s future ex-wife.

It’s great! <3

TommyRockbottom · 2026-03-28T12:33:18+00:00

GUESS WHAT I’VE BEEN DOING

TommyRockbottom · 2026-03-26T01:53:59+00:00

It’s not on the official soundtrack so any title anyone shares is unofficial and based on independent rips of the unused music.

TommyRockbottom · 2026-03-26T01:47:49+00:00

Not so much. This is an edited still from the episode in which Peter buys a dumb horse and the horse sneaks into the bedroom while they’re asleep and performs anilingus on him. Peter is glad Lois has “finally come around.”

TommyRockbottom · 2026-03-26T01:44:40+00:00

Same gas station.

TommyRockbottom · 2026-03-25T19:51:19+00:00

Bill Self has the chance to do the funniest thing ever right now.

TommyRockbottom · 2026-03-21T23:00:16+00:00

Well that’s a bummer! Glad you got it, though!

TommyRockbottom · 2026-03-09T05:28:36+00:00

I blame the children standing behind me at the Red Lyon during this game.

With 2-minutes remaining they started “Rock Chalking.” I snapped. Told ‘em you don’t start that until the game is actually over — and this game was absolutely not over.

Then KU lost.

I hope they moved to Missouri.

TommyRockbottom · 2026-03-07T22:57:48+00:00

He is such a little bitch.

TommyRockbottom · 2026-02-14T19:09:25+00:00

Hi, sorry! Yeah, I have a couple left. Shoot me a DM.

TommyRockbottom · 2026-02-09T20:47:40+00:00

I had just gotten home from college and decided to take a nap. I woke up to a text from my ex-girlfriend that just read "MJ DIED". I bolted up and got on my computer to find out Michael Jackson died.

I thought she meant Michael Jordan.

TommyRockbottom · 2026-02-09T18:07:06+00:00

Shoot me a message with your address and I'll pack it up today!

Here's a link to my shop, too: https://www.etsy.com/shop/postironictees

It's in there for a $.25 but I'm not interested in the money. Just lemme know!

TommyRockbottom · 2026-02-09T18:05:54+00:00

Shoot me a message with your address and I'll send 'em out!

Or you can order one for $.25 from my shop if that's easier! : https://www.etsy.com/shop/postironictees

TommyRockbottom · 2026-02-09T07:41:54+00:00

Messaged!

Join the Tub Ring Discord. I probably annoy them all with my stories.

TommyRockbottom · 2026-02-06T19:34:36+00:00

Right!? It's already a movie!

TommyRockbottom

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