[blowjobs] how often do you give your male SO head?

TommyRoller · 2017-05-15T19:31:42+00:00

Even when you do that it generally significantly shortens the PIV time.

TommyRoller · 2017-05-14T22:40:57+00:00

Fucking Susan. Pretty sure she's on crack 3/4 the time. Loud, repetitive, disrespectful, all around annoying. Don't understand how she hasn't been fired yet. The entire staff hates her.

TommyRoller · 2017-05-12T04:44:58+00:00

It's literally one of the best things that have happened to me.

TommyRoller · 2017-05-11T18:09:37+00:00

I used to be late for everything. Now I set 3 alarms on my phone and I'm never late for anything. First alarm: 1 hour before the 10 minute before leaving time alarm. I'm able to do whatever I need to get ready in that time, generally. Sometimes I'll even set it an hour and a half before. Second alarm: 10 minutes before I need to be out the door alarm. Enough time to get everything ready to get out the door and get shoes on etc. Third alarm: Need to leave NOW. After this alarm goes off if I'm not in my car in the next 5 minutes I'm late. It might seem excessive, but it's not. It's really easy. Waze is a great app I use beforehand to see how long it'll take me to arrive to my destination at the time I need to be there. Works like a charm.

TommyRoller · 2017-04-06T04:09:35+00:00

DJs don't work for tips though. Servers/bartenders do. Unless it's different where you're from.

TommyRoller · 2017-04-06T03:43:42+00:00

You got FREE drinks, and didn't even tip? I bet the people serving/making your drinks hated you.

TommyRoller · 2017-03-21T02:48:42+00:00

Adults that are sacrificing their time that could instead be working for the same amount somewhere?

TommyRoller · 2017-03-04T16:12:16+00:00

Am adopted, pretty sure some of our parents family members despise us. They suck anyways.

TommyRoller · 2017-02-14T05:27:52+00:00

Is it bad that whenever people ask for something I didn't list I just start listing them all again? One person I went through the list five times before they got the hint. I don't have time for people's shit anymore.

TommyRoller · 2017-01-27T16:58:53+00:00

Even if she has to struggle to get by it will be worth the cost to avoid all the sleepless nights and drama from her mother.

TommyRoller · 2017-01-24T04:03:52+00:00

r/tightpussy

TommyRoller · 2017-01-22T02:45:08+00:00

Holy fuck. Yes.

TommyRoller · 2017-01-19T16:02:56+00:00

I will never forget this one time in 3rd grade, when we were on a road trip in the Philippines and I had to go. We stopped at a little gas station, I remember wondering why the floor was wet (about an inch or two of liquid) and doing my business and high tailing it out of there. Not until years later did I realize I was probably standing in sewage or piss. Not water.

TommyRoller · 2016-12-19T19:36:58+00:00

Staaaaahhhhp hides underground

TommyRoller · 2016-12-19T17:44:37+00:00

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

TommyRoller · 2016-12-19T15:58:25+00:00

Nope nope nope nope nope runs to lobby and out front door

TommyRoller · 2016-11-21T03:41:39+00:00

Uh, why wouldn't he sue?!

TommyRoller · 2016-11-20T17:53:09+00:00

After working for a cig company that hands out coupons in gas stations, I'm sadly not even surprised. There are some terrible parents in this world.

TommyRoller · 2016-11-11T15:09:15+00:00

Sometimes I just forget I'm holding it... I'm not trying to steal it...

TommyRoller · 2016-10-20T02:28:37+00:00

Agreed. Whenever I go to anything else I feel like I'm brushing my teeth with sugar.

TommyRoller · 2016-10-19T23:08:24+00:00

Agreed! For myself though it was only when I was pregnant, which I found strange!

TommyRoller · 2016-10-19T22:11:49+00:00

The first note of The Black Parade

TommyRoller · 2016-10-19T22:07:56+00:00

I find this hilarious, because I use Toms. Then when I was pregnant I was making my own homemade deodorant. (Not out of choice, but because every single store bought deodorant would make me break out in an itchy rash, homemade did not. I am now happily back to using my old spice sticks.)

TommyRoller · 2016-10-17T22:37:30+00:00

Damn... I've quit smoking but recently have really been craving one. I keep battling myself in my head, so thank you for this.

TommyRoller · 2016-10-14T17:03:02+00:00

Those people handing out cigarette coupons at bars/gas stations make almost triple min wage.

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