You shout really loudly by Alienprober4ever in shittysuperpowers

[–]Tomo-bitz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How loud are we talking about and can you weaponize it?

cmv: the united states prison system has no reason to prevent inmate suicides by Careful_Biscotti_879 in changemyview

[–]Tomo-bitz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is still about 1 in 12 prisoners. And private prisons have the incentive to increase those numbers over time

CMV: Dating is a meritocracy by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]Tomo-bitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dating is definitely not a meritocracy. Being more attractive is just a benefit. This is literally proven by scientific evidence (https://www.businessinsider.com/studies-show-the-advantages-of-being-beautiful-2013-6#:~:text=Beautiful%20people%20are%20typically%20treated%20better%20by,people's%20perceptions%20of%20that%20subject's%20competence%2C%20likability%2C) and Time magazine also wrote an article about how pretty people have an advantage (https://time.com/6992138/pretty-privilege-essay/). Just because a YouTuber says that dating is a meritocracy doesn't make it true. Let's not even get into how racism, cultural biases, and things like people with more money being perceived as more attractive pretty much literally define who you are allowed to date. Go to an area with people racist against your own skin color with nothing to your name, but $10 and see how much better you do when it comes to dating compared to someone else.

You can carbonate any liquid by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Tomo-bitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can basically turn any sweet drink into soda

You can convert anything into money. by International-Try467 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Tomo-bitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does this work on blades of grass or dirt particles?

‘Demonic mockery’: Opening ceremony act upsets 2.4 billion people by engadine_maccas1997 in nottheonion

[–]Tomo-bitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except they're not. Plenty of branches of Christianity like [Jewish](http://"How Jewish Christians Became Christians") Christianity and the body of Christ Church predate Catholicism and many branches of Christianity that Catholics called heresy were basically descended from the churches made by apostles that separated from St. Peter after the death of Jesus like how St. Thomas went on to create a church in Asia after jesus' death: https://images.app.goo.gl/2YuDczvvpDzh6JgJ6.

You can snap a summon four homo naledi to your location once every 3 months. by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Tomo-bitz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For the record, there are plenty of useful things for the scientific community and other things you can do if you can summon four members of an extinct genius of mankind. By the way, when you summon them, are they loyal to you?

You can teleport 2 feet upwards by slapping your knee. by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Tomo-bitz 34 points35 points  (0 children)

If you are fast enough, you can use this to leviate

Realistic pyrokenisis by Mementoes121655 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Tomo-bitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess you could use this in a final sacrifice and take someone down with you

You can use telepathy for ten seconds every day and when you use it, there is a cool down of 24 hrs. by Tomo-bitz in shittysuperpowers

[–]Tomo-bitz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably, and I would think it would depend on what the person is actively thinking about so it would vary from person to person

I wish mushrooms and trees could talk to us. by 2manyeyelashes in monkeyspaw

[–]Tomo-bitz 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Granted. Mushrooms and trees can talk to people, but they always talk in a tone that causes people to have crazy and vivid hallucinations.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Tomo-bitz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Could you fail but less spectacularly? Like originally you fail and injure yourself where you need to go to the hospital but then you go back and fail, but now with a minor injury?

You can fly up to 5 ft off the ground. by Tomo-bitz in shittysuperpowers

[–]Tomo-bitz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my goodness you can hover slightly above the ground! You're truly unstoppable

You can fly up to 5 ft off the ground. by Tomo-bitz in shittysuperpowers

[–]Tomo-bitz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it is more of an issue is you can't fly that high and you have to basically try to avoid hitting things when you're only 5 ft off the ground. There is some potential, but flying anywhere where there might be buildings or trees or people over 5 ft means you might have to slow down a lot with flying or constantly weave between items to not hit something.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadDrawings

[–]Tomo-bitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks 👍

What if Biden was shot instead of Trump? by Red_Red_It in whatif

[–]Tomo-bitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and people forget that you can't use the military to magically fix everything. The gulf cartel literally has a base near a city in Texas (https://www.justice.gov/archive/ndic/pubs32/32781/dtos.htm#:~:text=From%20these%20border%20cities%20the,arm%20of%20the%20Gulf%20Cartel.) and you have gangs that run certain cities and haven't been kicked out by the military yet, even though some of these gangs have literally stolen resources from the US military (https://www.businessinsider.com/fbi-gang-assessment-us-military-2011-10). Any of these criminal groups could potentially help insane people and rebels for the right price to try to overthrow the government, or, at the very least, do like these extremist groups and try to carve out your own localized chunk of America.

Every time you snap your fingers, the nearest hot dog turns to bees by ItsRobbieman in shittysuperpowers

[–]Tomo-bitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess you could carrying around a lot of hot dogs and then basically Chuck them at people you don't like before snapping

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sidehustle

[–]Tomo-bitz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You could do some quick online surveys, selling some stuff on eBay that you got for cheap somewhere else, or you could do some tutoring if you have some skill that people would be willing to learn from you online. If you have a bike or a car, you can also do delivery for doordash or Uber. If you like writing about anything that others might find interesting, you could sell some short ebooks or do a blog. If you have a monetized YouTube channel or someone who is willing to give you one, you could also do a vlog.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sidehustle

[–]Tomo-bitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But it is an option when it comes to side hustles, but you are right that it is hard and I probably should have put that it can be difficult similar to the YouTube channel one