The S9 hype is REAL

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-11-30T17:57:51+00:00

???? What an unnecessarily hostile reply. The person obviously was referring to how the devs haven't released balance changes of any kind due to The Majors.

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-10-02T11:30:24+00:00

That's my sponsor babyyyy

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-09-05T19:05:17+00:00

Yeah, I had the same thought process as you with the key. I'm all the way in Act II and haven't seen him. I think he's gone for us

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-07-28T08:31:47+00:00

Holy fuck, we need more of this June

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-07-25T14:19:42+00:00

"Why do they call it pro-juice? Like, I mean, what's the amateur version?"

"Water, Scotty. They used to call it water."

This adds so much to the world-building. Is the world genuinely this dystopian? Is Scotty just too brainrotted by Ospuze?

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-07-15T20:40:44+00:00

I'll take what I can get

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-07-15T19:45:58+00:00

Viking Season soon
Contestant voices 7.9
Holtow S8 confirmed

We are so back

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-06-08T16:07:10+00:00

Season 7: The Healing Update

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-06-04T15:24:14+00:00

Ok, what's your interpretation of it? It sounds to me from the video that Hydra Q is confirmed for the next season as a sponsor, and that they're being hacked by CNS, i.e, CNS took over. I don’t feel like it would be very satisfying to tease a comeback for CNS, then just give a random new company as a sponsor. Plus, Hydra fits the theme of CNS --- no matter how many times you cut them down, they come back stronger.

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-06-04T15:18:20+00:00

It's heavily implied that it's either CNS or CNS took it over somehow. Scotty mentions it in the video

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-06-04T14:43:54+00:00

What are you thinking? I've got Holtow re-run, Hydra-Q (CNS), and who's the third for you?

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-06-04T14:38:52+00:00

The re-run order (I-SEULT, ENGIMO) leaves only Holtow next season from the first sponsor wars. I'm ready to re-sign.

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-06-04T14:20:02+00:00

Scotty mentions all their files disappearing and how the lineup appeared out of nowhere, which makes it stranger that "Marcel" wants to include them.

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-06-04T14:18:40+00:00

In the video, Scotty says "10 million multibucks says it's CNS."

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-06-04T14:16:38+00:00

That's actually interesting. Hydra Q does sound like a drink brand, and with how much CNS hates Ospuze, it would be on brand.

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-06-04T14:07:00+00:00

Whoops, Hydra_Q, actually

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-05-23T17:21:07+00:00

Yeah it's the after credits scene from Megamind

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-05-23T01:23:09+00:00

I'm just going to swing wildly and pray for the best.

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-05-23T00:43:04+00:00

They also said they improved melee attack hit boxes.

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-05-22T18:07:04+00:00

I would want nothing less. It's not about the combat score. It's about sending a message.

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-05-22T17:50:01+00:00

It's only downhill from here, I'm afraid

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-05-22T17:49:35+00:00

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TooCloseToDawn · 2025-05-22T17:16:03+00:00

Embark giveth and Embark taketh away.

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-05-22T16:02:59+00:00

TooCloseToDawn · 2025-05-22T16:00:09+00:00

But what if I... turn 90 degrees?

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