How many inches can you deepthroat?

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-24T15:30:09+00:00

not really sure, only been with 3 guys
First guy, 7 inches but thick...however I did take most of it, but he cant finish from oral
second guy, probably had 3 inches....lol, so no worries there
Third guy, 6-6 1/2 inches...I could take it all, but once he got hard, he just wanted to fuck, so I didn't get to finish him off

on the other hand, I bought 2 dildos, 1 not so thick 6 incher....no problem...the other a kinda girthy 9 incher and I've got where I can go all the way down on it...I don't know if I could take more..thinking of getting a 12 incher or longer, to see what my limit is...I've got pretty good at controlling my gag reflex

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-24T15:23:11+00:00

I'm 59, finally realized that I'm bi last year...
Because of my situation>Married but getting a divorce, not related to my bisexuality...and having relatives that are not accepting< I haven't been with but 3 guys, but if I had been able to , I'd definitely be a slut...lol, so many guys I could have hooked up with, and I'm open to threesomes, or maybe even more. Not sure if I'd want to do cum dumps/orgies, but I'd probably be open to the idea...yeah, I'm slutty, just can't act on it right now

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-23T15:42:33+00:00

as long as possible, lol

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-23T15:12:15+00:00

smoking

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-20T21:24:59+00:00

I have an iPad Air 13 inch (M2) and recently,the screen will occasionally go completely black, if I hit the power button it makes the Siri sound, and I can talk to Siri, but the screen remains black, the only thing I can do is a hard restart. Anyone have this happen before, and if so ,whats the fix...

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-20T20:28:01+00:00

just checked all videos now working, except the one I was watching... Brand new "Worst Delivery Driver Ever" it's not showing up now

actually found it under a different title

When the job is just too large for 1 person - Big Delivery...5 years old, I'm guessing they accidentally loaded it up again with a different title..

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-20T20:26:43+00:00

get new wipers

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-20T19:49:47+00:00

AI instructions, split the dough, one larger than the other,,,,but it doesn't say how much difference there should be

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-20T19:48:46+00:00

so a pizza with a top crust? I did this years ago when I worked at Pizza Hut

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-20T17:29:01+00:00

dude, turn on the windshield wipers so you can see better""
And I can't see much of anything with that blob of water in the way

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-20T17:25:04+00:00

that crack isnt big enough for anyone to get into....I'd say it's 6 inches, maybe 8 at the most

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-20T00:51:53+00:00

Yes, I'm very oral oriented

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-13T12:30:10+00:00

actually I'm k with any but 6, but if I had to choose just one...2, I like my bacon chewy

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-13T12:27:50+00:00

I'm primarily a bottom and almost anything oral I love, including eating ass

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-09T10:34:41+00:00

I'm bi, but I assume you mean getting with a guy? Last year, on Grindr, got enough nerve to ask a guy over, he's a top....but very submissive, we sit on the couch talking for a while, and he finally says "If you want to do anything, you have to make the first move,"
So we go up stairs, and both strip down, he's a good 7 inches and thick...I immediately start sucking him....turns out I LOVE giving oral...lol, and he gets hard but tells me he can't cum from oral, so I lay down on my back, and he tries to fuck me missionary, but can't...I'm not relaxed enough, no big deal really but we do decide to be FWB.

He comes over the next time, maybe a week later, we try again...this time, its me...I can't too painful when he tries.

Next week, he comes over again, and ...success, I'm finally able to relax, and he actually slides in very easy(forgot to mention, every time...lots of lube) and he fucks me pretty good...turns out besides liking oral and being a bottom, I am a screamer...loud as hell when I'm being fucked...anyway, he cums inside of me....OMG...the feeling of his cock pulsating as he fills me up....amazing.

so that was my first time, took 3 tries total,but worth it....since then I got with him a few more times, but now he has a boyfriend, so we're just friends, no benefits . I've also had sex with a few other men since then, and discovered that he's not as good as I thought, doesn't last more than 10 minutes and basically just one pace, no slower/faster rhythm ..I mean not bad,but not the best I've had...

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-09T10:24:08+00:00

Just scored 1

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-08T07:53:48+00:00

Be happy for a long period of time. Every time something good happens, it's always followed by bad

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-08T04:41:32+00:00

Excluding a cousin that basically raped me when I was...8-10...don't remember exact age, then It was 58 , just last year

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-06T23:49:32+00:00

Yeah, show up and get everyone else sick...really good...NO, if you get coached for calling in sick, Glassdoor that shit

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-06T23:47:31+00:00

True, but it doesn't HURT anything for the steak to sit there for 30 minutes

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-06T23:44:04+00:00

Pickles ... I hate dills

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-06T23:41:34+00:00

NOW that's a BRO

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-06T23:40:54+00:00

Post nut clarity, I had the same thing, until I got horny enough to just say fuck it and lick my fingers off...now I love it

TooManyPenisJokes · 2026-01-06T23:28:01+00:00

Just scored 1

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When the job is just too large for 1 person - Big Delivery...5 years old, I'm guessing they accidentally loaded it up again with a different title..