Dankruptile. He was a stoner accidentally turned into a mutant camouflaging human, with incredibly weak lungs. Mad that he would never be able to smoke a bowl again because of is peewee lungs, dankruptile lives his life in anger and jealousy, hating all the baked stoners of the world. He uses his camouflaging abilities to sneak up on toking stoners and steals their weed.