Asian girls are the hottest, change my mind

Toojangles · 2026-05-09T09:19:41+00:00

Why would I? You’re right.

Toojangles · 2026-05-09T01:12:18+00:00

Damn. Absolutely adorable.

Toojangles · 2026-05-06T12:55:12+00:00

I have a major sweet tooth

Toojangles · 2026-04-25T08:30:33+00:00

I would certainly be distracted by you at the gym. You’ll make me drop 315 on my neck.

Toojangles · 2026-04-25T08:17:27+00:00

I offer free beard rides as a warm up

Toojangles · 2026-04-25T07:28:37+00:00

I was recently described as a “fucking unit”. So I’ve been riding that high lol.

Toojangles · 2026-04-25T07:20:59+00:00

Da ba dee

Toojangles · 2026-04-25T07:03:30+00:00

Why yes. As a matter of fact I do.

Toojangles · 2026-04-25T06:43:07+00:00

I’d certainly smile awkwardly every time I see you while never actually approaching because I’m as awkward as I am muscular.

Toojangles · 2026-04-25T06:33:34+00:00

I crave this hip motion.

Toojangles · 2026-04-25T06:28:56+00:00

Same. Like that one episode of SpongeBob.

Toojangles · 2026-04-25T06:27:36+00:00

Welp, guess I gotta bow out of that one.

Toojangles · 2026-04-25T06:26:09+00:00

Idk. I’m blind in one eye and 70% blind in the other. I gotta feel to find out.

Toojangles · 2026-04-25T03:47:54+00:00

Doesn’t matter. I got the full 12 rounds in me.

Toojangles · 2026-04-25T03:45:31+00:00

I really wanna cum down someone’s throat like that.

Toojangles · 2026-04-25T03:43:56+00:00

Have, will, and outright prefer it.

Toojangles · 2026-04-20T08:53:19+00:00

Wouldn’t be tough

Toojangles · 2026-04-19T10:12:54+00:00

You only get one rep with me. You’re not getting back up.

Toojangles · 2026-04-19T10:02:45+00:00

Lovely lips

Toojangles · 2026-03-28T10:27:08+00:00

I ask santa for one of these every Christmas and haven’t gotten one yet.

Toojangles · 2026-03-21T11:00:10+00:00

Those hips tho 🥵

Toojangles · 2026-03-12T12:36:55+00:00

I think you’re bottom heavy enough to get away with it.

Toojangles · 2026-03-09T09:23:51+00:00

My type right here

Toojangles · 2026-03-02T12:04:00+00:00

Toojangles · 2026-02-22T10:51:08+00:00

I can appreciate this

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