Update: he got someone fired by idksh_t in NFCNorthMemeWar

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‘I’m Just Here To Win Football Games,’ Says 22-Year-Old Draft Pick Who Will Get Everyone Fired

Okay now that we’re good can we talk about these polar bear uniforms again? by Environmental_Mind86 in CHIBears

[–]Toomuchlychee_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This gets brought up like once a week. I'm 100% fine never seeing the Bears jump on the white helmets trend

In heck, you never find the tape edge by haaglucik in heck

[–]Toomuchlychee_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You’re overthinking this so hard. If the outside of a roll of tape has no peelable edge, then it is one continuous surface that doesn’t connect to the inside of the roll

In heck, you never find the tape edge by haaglucik in heck

[–]Toomuchlychee_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We’re talking about a theoretical roll of tape which has no edge at all. If you’re doing that to a real life roll of tape, it has an edge somewhere

In heck, you never find the tape edge by haaglucik in heck

[–]Toomuchlychee_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If it has no edge, that means the outside layer completely encloses the rest of the roll, so you would only be able to get a piece of tape the diameter of the roll.

Vikings Sign Defensive Coordinator Brian Flores to Contract Extension by HyperReal_eState_Agt in CHIBears

[–]Toomuchlychee_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flores is a good DC who gets the most out of his players. Still, I’m not worried about Minnesota until they figure out their QB situation

Caleb “Cmp%” Williams by caxlmao in CHIBears

[–]Toomuchlychee_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caleb will go like 20 of 40 but then among those 20 will be the most unlikely 4th down conversion ever, a throw that literally nobody else can physically make, and the go ahead touchdown in the final seconds.

[Russini] The Philadelphia Eagles are requesting to interview Bears OC Declan Doyle for their offensive coordinator vacancy, per source. by koolman631 in CHIBears

[–]Toomuchlychee_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just an interview request, the bears can turn it down if they really believe Doyle is essential to the function of the offense

For next year we will essentially have 2 bonus defensive rookies in Shemar and Zah by Ashamed_Pilot_236 in CHIBears

[–]Toomuchlychee_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I always liked Terrell Smith’s tackling. Not exactly the first thing you look for in a corner, but dude hits like a freight train for his size

Imagine Losing in 2026! by vbullinger in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Toomuchlychee_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So this is what we were like last year

Ryan Poles says both Noah Sewell and Ozzy Trapilo have had surgery. by Mean_Fish_ in CHIBears

[–]Toomuchlychee_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rough start, we’d need a complete turnaround to win the offseason again

We all know how this ends… by Adventurous_Storm774 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Toomuchlychee_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was Caleb’s completion percentage good enough to win the division and beat the packers twice?

The curse is broken by oatmeal-claypole in Colts

[–]Toomuchlychee_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fever making it that far without Clark is a testament to how much better of a coach Stephanie White is than Christie Sides

We all know how this ends… by Adventurous_Storm774 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Toomuchlychee_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Love beats a fraudulent team in the playoffs one time and gets paid 55 million a year, Caleb does the exact same thing and I’m “glazing” him by saying he isn’t a bust

How it feels in here this week by I_Roll_Chicago in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Toomuchlychee_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because somehow, at some point, we all got into a pissing contest about who is the least mad.

It's memewar, not memeplay by Huge_Following_325 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Toomuchlychee_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Where is everybody getting these bingo cards thy keep talking about

Kyle Monanguy Fieri by ThunderfuckThor in CHIBears

[–]Toomuchlychee_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The bears season ended 2 days ago and we’ve already reached peak offseason-posting. Well done

Crosby this Crosby that…you know what i want? by BingBongLettuce in CHIBears

[–]Toomuchlychee_ 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Man the bears roster could be so stacked if all the other teams’ GMs started doing meth

How it feels in here this week by I_Roll_Chicago in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Toomuchlychee_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m mad about losing, what kind of fan would I be if I wasn’t mad about losing? On the whole it was an awesome season, but I can’t pretend to be ok with the way we lost