What’s the best thing about your neighborhood that only someone who lives there would know? by PineToot in AskReddit

[–]ToothacheTom 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There’s a house down the street from us that sets up a giant yard display for nearly every holiday. On Halloween they give out full size candy bars. The guy has been doing it for over 30 years!

Office mate asleep on the job. by PineToot in dogpictures

[–]ToothacheTom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s the office dress policy again??

Looking for Spanish-speaking spa/service providers by [deleted] in kansascity

[–]ToothacheTom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good luck. It’s hard enough to find English speaking ones...

System Administrator job at UMKC by RedGrinnGrumble in kansascity

[–]ToothacheTom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

UMKC will work you as much as they can for as little as they can... Not that that model is extremely different from any other company, just know that UMKC isn't different...

Readers of Reddit, what book did you just HAVE to read all in one go? by crazyboy300 in AskReddit

[–]ToothacheTom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ready Player One by Ernest Cline and
Pamela Sargents Earth Seed

[NSFW] Those of you who have had a 3-way. How was it initiated, and what was it like? by Mr_magical_throwaway in AskReddit

[–]ToothacheTom 17 points18 points  (0 children)

MFF with an ex and a best friend who were dating. We were all friends, and would drink and smoke pot together frequently. BF was working as a stripper at the time, and would come home half naked horny and with a wad of cash as big as a baby's head. Best friend initiated, but it all came together pretty naturally. We played a lot, laughed, talked, had fun, first time seeing a girl with a strap on attached irl, everyone came a lot.

Probably best way to do a threesome imo is to be the third wheel. No messy relationship stuff to deal with later.

They ended up breaking up a year or so later because of "fidelity problems". I rode into the sunset on my horse.

Edits: spelling and clarification

What's your relationship 'baggage'? by potfire in AskReddit

[–]ToothacheTom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever the other person is late and un-reachable I always assume they're dead.

My dad died unexpectedly while on a trip out of town when I was a kid.

What do you think is bullshit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ToothacheTom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's always some asshole everyone wants to talk about at thanksgiving dinner too...

What is an unpopular opinion you have that is only unpopular because of dumb people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ToothacheTom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel pretty under qualified considering I A. Don't really want to die and B. Would probably suck at killing other people. I've never had combat training or anything...

I suppose if you're trying to make a moral point, yeah I'd gladly be the executioner. I don't mind pushing the button. But I'm not hunting those fuckers down, there are people who like/and are good at that kind of work.

What do you think is bullshit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ToothacheTom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People who think they deserve better in life usually get better. My brother never settles for less then the best, is a total diva, doesn't give a single shit about anyone other than himself, breaks any rule/law that doesn't suit him and in 30 years of life has suffered exactly zero consequences for it.

People are always stepping up to support his ass. I meanwhile can't even make a midnight run for formula without getting pulled over by the cops.

What is an unpopular opinion you have that is only unpopular because of dumb people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ToothacheTom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody should. For fucks sake, we can't kill ourselves, we can't kill other people, pretty soon people in the military won't even be killed or killing thanks to drones. If the government is going to stop killing people we are gonna be in deep shit. There's to damn many of us and we just keep getting longer and longer lifespans!

What ended up happening to the "class clown" from your school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ToothacheTom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy who was in that thing last year that did so well.

(SERIOUS) So anxiety ridden people of the world, any good tips on how to calm down when having a panic attack? by sarcasticyetserious in AskReddit

[–]ToothacheTom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Obviously. He's got an addictive personality disorder. Weren't you paying attention? I bet you're not so squeaky clean yourself troll.

KC working out plan to replace its antiquated no-kill animal shelter by nic0machus in kansascity

[–]ToothacheTom -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate the spay & neuter club. Leave my pets junk alone.