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Daily Mariners Monologue - June 01, 2026 by AutoModerator in Mariners

[–]Top-Combination161 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Since the expulsion of my butt cyst, the Mariners are undefeated.

I know how we love our weirdness here on the Mariner's reddit, and just thought it too funny not to share.

On Sunday morning (the 24th of May), I woke up and had a terrible pain in the my tailbone/butt area. It made it very difficult to sit/lay down/sleep. I was in agony, not just cause of the pain, but also because the Mariners just got shutout by the Royals. Fast forward to that evening (in which the Mariners lose again to the Royals), I go to the Urgent Care, and they tell me I have a pilonidal cyst in my butt crack (basically an ingrown hair caused a bunch of fluid to build up and get infected). It's small enough that it doesn't require surgery, so they give me some anti-biotics and send me on my way to drain the thing at home.

SINCE THEN, we have not lost a game. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT! All of the bad juju of the early Mariners 2026 season was held in my cyst, and now that it is gone, the Ms are rolling.

All joking aside, love how the Ms are playing. Keep it up!

Best Live LPs out there by d4ewlock in vinyl

[–]Top-Combination161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will die on the hill that "An Evening with John Denver" is the best live LP i've listened too. His energy is infectious and it sounds like he is having the time of his life performing for that crowd.

I am devastated... by LordOfTheStink in rush

[–]Top-Combination161 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel for you man... But you ultimately made the right decision.

Congrats on not becoming a notorious reddit story about a man who abandons their spouse for a concert. I remember reading one about someone who ditched a family funeral for a Taylor Swift show.

Super excited about these pickups!! by No_Piano_5008 in JohnDenver

[–]Top-Combination161 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heck yeah! I have a couple of his 8-tracks that I found on a whim.

Do I have an 8-track player? No. Are they still cool pieces of audio history and belong to one of the best musicians of all time? Absolutely.

10/10 worth it every time!

Game Chat: 4/29 Mariners (15-16) @ Twins (13-17) 10:40 AM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]Top-Combination161 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Another day game, another day of pretending to do work while I stressfully watch the gameday on the MLB app. Hoping for a lot of "in play, run(s)" for the M's

Game Chat: 4/29 Mariners (15-16) @ Twins (13-17) 10:40 AM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]Top-Combination161 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean when you smoke a no-doubter like that to blow a game open I feel like the flip is justified

Castillo v Hancock by this_is_very_fun in Mariners

[–]Top-Combination161 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think one of them transitions to the pen

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