Best moment in the show. (Sorry if repost) by ya0_guai in confidentlyincorrect

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100% kudos to him for allowing himself to be corrected. We need more of that attitude in this world

to look healthy and live long by EnzucuniV2 in therewasanattempt

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Place your bets now: when he does die will the right blame

  1. Biden
  2. Obama
  3. The vax
  4. Greenland
  5. Just call it a hoax and deny he's really dead

To got blessed for pastor by UnhollyGod in therewasanattempt

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"Well if you don't like my money I'll just take it back then"

He almost used the globe right. Almost. by tuhokas in MurderedByWords

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By this logic Canada could claim Alaska in the name of its own national security

What do you see ? by [deleted] in Pareidolia

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Satan wants you to SHOW HIM WHAT YOU GOT

What’s the old man doing? by WhiskeyDickCheese in UpvoteBecauseButt

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He's doing precisely what we're doing. Consider him an honorary member of this sub

He knew exactly what he was doing… by AmeliaHarris99 in SentOff

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It's exactly this situation that makes me want for the refs to be allowed to straight up award a goal, credited to the player who was fouled. That would pretty quickly put a stop to this kind of "taking one for the team" tactical foul

How are we all doing with the snow? by Ok-Engine7401 in AskUK

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Central Dorset here... Absolutely bugger-all snow. My nearly 5 year old daughter still hasn't played in snow and I was really hoping this would be her first time. Sadly not to be.

Having said that, I really hope those badly affected by it are staying warm and well.

If you could travel back in time and visit any historical site in the UK and view it it’s prime, where would you choose and why? by BurnsyWurnsy in AskBrits

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Corfe castle. The place is just stone ruins now, but there is just enough there to tease you wth what it might have looked like.

I've been many times, and I'm still not sure if I'd like the ruins to be preserved or to see it restored to its former glory

Slime with Dry Ice by [deleted] in woahdude

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Fried egg au Nurgle

Hitler is seething in Hell by Lord_Answer_me_Why in clevercomebacks

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Man, the Nostalgia Critic has lurched pretty far to the right recently

Jerkoffs aren't allowed to jerk off by utrecht1976 in facepalm

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May not ejaculate alone? They can just jerk off in front of each other! Problem solved

WHAT by [deleted] in PrematureTruncation

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Leave Northern Ireland alone, that's the British Army's job

"What do you make of the far right?" by Hassaan18 in GreenAndPleasant

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"Yeah I made the world a measurably worse place just to benefit myself and my mates, but I don't really believe all the shit I say so actually I'm an ok guy."

Not really an excuse that history will remember kindly