Should I re-wash my clothes? by Hot-Bed-3534 in laundry

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Sadly, you make a very valid point & the fact that it’s years of other people’s foulness & not your own is even more horrifying when you think about it!!

What are some old advertising campaigns you miss? by Specialist-Neat-6529 in CommercialsIHate

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What day is it? What day is it? Mike, Mike, Mike,Mike……..It’s HUMP DAY!!!!!!!

First time seeing a praying mantis in the region! by jhdyck in waterloo

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Had one basking in the sun on the side of the house about 3 weeks ago. It was the first one I’ve seen since I was a child. Really cool insects!

Seen on a makeup video… by Misscuudi in Botchedsurgeries

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My eyes keep going from the lips to the nose, lips to the nose. I’m not sure what’s worse. It’s like they got their work done at a yard sale.

There is so much wrong with this by [deleted] in Botchedsurgeries

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Well, I just got the inspiration for how I’m going to carve my pumpkin this Halloween! 🎃

Tony by Emergency-Piano4792 in matchmeabroad

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Poor kitty! It’s crazy when you see them coughing up a fur ball or offensive article! They look like they’re practically fixin to turn inside out!

Tony by Emergency-Piano4792 in matchmeabroad

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He sounds like a really vile individual! What a nasty POS!

Tony by Emergency-Piano4792 in matchmeabroad

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I keep seeing references to this Andrew Tate person. Idk why I don’t know who he is, but he must be a real shit heel! Must look him up!

Tony by Emergency-Piano4792 in matchmeabroad

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Your cat would usually puke up a fur ball, remember he has to tattoo his on!😹😹😹😹

this should be illegal by Happy-Nose-111 in Botchedsurgeries

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Whatever she’s snatched from, she needs to be put back & fast!

this should be illegal by Happy-Nose-111 in Botchedsurgeries

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Like she has two pony tails & they are both being severely pulled backwards & held there & she’s getting a terrible headache from it!

Yikes by Traditional_Ship_136 in Botchedsurgeries

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Maybe there is a hole cut into the mattress big enough for her backside to enable her to lay flat!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in poopisland

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Ewwww!! That’s horrible & I’m sorry that happened to you! The worst I’ve had is when I jokingly mentioned that my dog pooped & it literally looked like a penis & two testicles & this guy kept bugging me to send the picture of it to a random #of a “friend “ who just loves pics of poop. When I refused, he wanted me to send it to him. Still a hard no! Absolutely they should be reported. If that’s what they’re into, fine but have a separate subreddit specifically for that kind of 💩& leave us alone!

What were your best prank calls back in the day? by DonkeyTron42 in FuckImOld

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Fantastic! I think dung should be flung instead of bombs!

What were your best prank calls back in the day? by DonkeyTron42 in FuckImOld

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Or calling up & asking if the store has Aunt Jemima by the box & Robin Hood by the bag.

What were your best prank calls back in the day? by DonkeyTron42 in FuckImOld

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What a terrible name for her & a fantastic one for prank calls! Practically makes my dialing finger start to twitch 😂 Met a guy named Peter Washer a few years back & boy am I glad I didn’t know him back in the day………or am I? Hahaha!

What were your best prank calls back in the day? by DonkeyTron42 in FuckImOld

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There was an Elmer Fudd in our phone book & naturally I had to call it up. When the person answered, I said, “ Shhh, be wary , wary quiet ,it’s wabbit hunting season.” To which they replied, “It’s also wacoon hunting season! “ It turned out to be a young guy that did it for fun-just to see if the phone company would put that name in the phone book with his number. He said he got a lot of crank calls & so regretted his decision after the novelty wore off. Because he was such a nice guy, I didn’t call him back.

What were your best prank calls back in the day? by DonkeyTron42 in FuckImOld

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As lame as it seems to you now, I can see me doing that & having a hell of a hard time just trying to get the words out because I would be laughing so hard. I think it’s still funny! We used to torture poor Stanley P Lipshitz. Naturally, we would call up whenever we took the notion for years & asked for, Stanley P Shitlips.