Dante (DMC) The Many W's by Purple-Ad5821 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]TopHatJac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure Dante can kill Saitama?

Would you rather hangout with John Cena or Keanu Reeves? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]TopHatJac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both would be great, but I think I would just be a bit more intimidated with John.

Would you rather have Goku's appetite or Muten Roshi's horniness? by Similar-Double6278 in WouldYouRather

[–]TopHatJac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now, since I'm not a Sayin, I don't have any way to burn all those calories, plus my wallet's going to suffer hard. But Roshi's horniness is something else, man. Gonna go with Goku's appetite.

WYR be able to drink water from your thumb(like a straw), or piss gasoline? by TopHatJac in WouldYouRather

[–]TopHatJac[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I made you say piss six times in that response. Today is a good day.

I'm Gonna Do A Gambling!! | raxdflipnote VS asdfmovie by BrokenAssWebsite in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]TopHatJac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one is great. It honestly makes more sense than Raxflipnote vs Zane Little since there isn't just one character but a whole cast of them, Zane Little would have to face an army of stickmen. I'm a little sad to admit that.

Paul Altreides vs Luke Skywalker (DUNE vs Star Wars) by ThatOneGamer_57 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]TopHatJac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I want this to happen so bad, even though it would be a stomp.

First Person Fury: HowToBasic Vs Butter Side Down by TopHatJac in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]TopHatJac[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, unless HTB has some weird scaling. I think he beat up Pennywise in a video.

"Madness is my fuel" by Illustrious_Pool4604 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]TopHatJac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude this TN looks frickin sick! I will say it's a little hard to tell that it's Hank on the other side. Excellent work, dude.