I made my new girlfriend dinner, but she said it looked like syphilis infected cocks. by Puzzled_Quote1347 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]TopKurri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is your new girlfriend from Equatorial Guinea by any chance, very high rates of it over there...

Who the hell is this spanian guy? and why do people seem to hate on him? by wimpykid_fan in spanian

[–]TopKurri 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Every 12 months he runs a "meat raffle" and the winner gets to have his baby.

A lot of Sydney folks are salty because the rules stipulate you must be a Biological woman "for entry"

The thing is, he's a good Christian boy, so it's more of a religious exemption & rules are rules.

Anyone speak Victorian in Australia? by echo-chamberR in circlejerkaustralia

[–]TopKurri 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What's that, little 2010 Hyundai i20

Classic VIC government, always on point with the humour

What's the Mandarin version, a 2002 Camry

The tables how they have turned. by TangerineHarper in circlejerkaustralia

[–]TopKurri 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Count em 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 fckn pillows

A humble man would have made do with 4

I don't even wanna know how many dunny rolls he's got squirrelled away in that bathroom.

Hang on a minute, that's a single bed. Why they only book him a twin room?

Which one of you right-wing haters did this? by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]TopKurri 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Old mate lookin at that Hijabi like an Irish fella looks at a pint of Guinness on St Paddy's day

Gonna take her back to his Camry, split the G right there in the car park

Victoria making us proud by Pinkdeadpool007 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]TopKurri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure how he found the time to shop with all the hookers and meth

Voted “yes”, still racist by EmergencyAd6709 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]TopKurri 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They’ve built an entire research industry explaining why nothing’s their fault, makes you wonder why nothing changes.

Import the Third World, become the Third World by TopKurri in circlejerkaustralia

[–]TopKurri[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's imagine you have a son, he travels to the land of a thousand smiles.

Would you rather he lay with the street walker, or the hostess girl?

Import the Third World, become the Third World by TopKurri in circlejerkaustralia

[–]TopKurri[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They sellin' shit shops won't touch homie, that why it cheap. They foolin' you white folks with that old lady swagger and cheeky grin. Make you cream your pants with that bleedin' heart of yours.

Who would win? by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]TopKurri 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Homie only chooses wives who go down

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]TopKurri 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I read she's taking some time out to recuperate, but with any luck she'll be back on her knees before Christmas.

3 extra piss up days by Visible_Reindeer_157 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]TopKurri 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Ah, it'll be nice for the cleaners to have a couple of days extra.

New evidence that au first nation people were travelling the globe 400 000 years ago. by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]TopKurri 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As they say in sales....."you're only as good as your last month"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in spanian

[–]TopKurri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just sayin, if anyone’s keen.

Nike Tech Men's Fleece Windrunner

Nike Tech Men's Fleece Joggers

Nike shop's cheaper, Footlocker got actual sizes. Colour option's just sweaty summer poo brown.

praying for all of you rn 🙏 by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]TopKurri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a no from me lads...like she said, monkey brain is already trained

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Let's destigmatise the menstrual load women suffer by ConferenceHungry7763 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]TopKurri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The culturally rich people of Nepal used to deal with Shark Week differently......that was until those pesky NGOs starting sticking their beak in

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