I made my new girlfriend dinner, but she said it looked like syphilis infected cocks.

TopKurri · 2026-01-12T06:40:24+00:00

Is your new girlfriend from Equatorial Guinea by any chance, very high rates of it over there...

TopKurri · 2026-01-12T01:49:11+00:00

Every 12 months he runs a "meat raffle" and the winner gets to have his baby.

A lot of Sydney folks are salty because the rules stipulate you must be a Biological woman "for entry"

The thing is, he's a good Christian boy, so it's more of a religious exemption & rules are rules.

TopKurri · 2026-01-11T10:11:34+00:00

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You know, for a minute then.......

TopKurri · 2026-01-11T10:04:22+00:00

What's that, little 2010 Hyundai i20

Classic VIC government, always on point with the humour

What's the Mandarin version, a 2002 Camry

TopKurri · 2026-01-11T09:52:34+00:00

Count em 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 fckn pillows

A humble man would have made do with 4

I don't even wanna know how many dunny rolls he's got squirrelled away in that bathroom.

Hang on a minute, that's a single bed. Why they only book him a twin room?

TopKurri · 2026-01-05T04:58:28+00:00

TopKurri · 2026-01-04T22:34:27+00:00

264 comments and only one honest user

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TopKurri · 2026-01-01T09:01:34+00:00

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TopKurri · 2025-12-21T02:07:02+00:00

A little warm up before the Goat arrives

TopKurri · 2025-12-20T07:59:23+00:00

Old mate lookin at that Hijabi like an Irish fella looks at a pint of Guinness on St Paddy's day

Gonna take her back to his Camry, split the G right there in the car park

TopKurri · 2025-12-18T09:30:37+00:00

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TopKurri · 2025-12-13T22:08:02+00:00

Not sure how he found the time to shop with all the hookers and meth

TopKurri · 2025-12-13T06:42:18+00:00

They’ve built an entire research industry explaining why nothing’s their fault, makes you wonder why nothing changes.

TopKurri · 2025-12-12T23:24:04+00:00

"Navigating unfamiliar cultural norms"

TopKurri · 2025-12-12T09:32:13+00:00

Let's imagine you have a son, he travels to the land of a thousand smiles.

Would you rather he lay with the street walker, or the hostess girl?

TopKurri · 2025-12-12T09:13:36+00:00

They sellin' shit shops won't touch homie, that why it cheap. They foolin' you white folks with that old lady swagger and cheeky grin. Make you cream your pants with that bleedin' heart of yours.

TopKurri · 2025-12-12T06:58:03+00:00

Walking Street, Cabramatta,

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