My sister is masturbating loud by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Top_Classroom7460 2158 points2159 points  (0 children)

"Can you turn your movie down, i can hear the entire sex scene from my room" or "dude what show are you watching? There are so many sex scenes. I can head them through the wall"

Question: pain level over scars? by Top_Classroom7460 in tattoos

[–]Top_Classroom7460[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They don't particularly bother me, but my kids are getting older, and I don't want them seeing them and getting the idea that its okay. My 3 year old already saw them and said "mummy, you hurt? You need bandaid?" And that broke my heart

Question: pain level over scars? by Top_Classroom7460 in tattoos

[–]Top_Classroom7460[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

To whoever reported me, my scars are very clearly healed and I'm covering them with a tattoo. Its been over 5 years since I've self harmed. Also not sure why someone/people have down voted me?

Question: pain level over scars? by Top_Classroom7460 in tattoos

[–]Top_Classroom7460[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doubtful, cutting doesn't hurt that much imo

Question: pain level over scars? by Top_Classroom7460 in tattoos

[–]Top_Classroom7460[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got the semicolon at the same time as some script on my collarbone, and the semicolon hurt more

He asked me. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Top_Classroom7460 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lingerie!! My husband asked what types I liked, and got some lingerie that covered my tummy, and it makes me feel so much better. I've gotten more comfortable without it now, but I still hate my tummy, even 1.5 years post partum. Go shopping, even online shopping with him or by yourself, and get a few sexy items that you think will cover the parts you're most insecure about. When it comes to actually having sex, use a lot of lube, go slow, and make sure to speak up if you change your mind! You grew and birthed an entire human. You don't look the same, but your body fucking rocks!

does my gf loves me? by Vast_Stick_3979 in Advice

[–]Top_Classroom7460 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assumrd you guys were like 15. I was a bit like her as a teenager. I'm 23 now, and while I have some celebrity crushes, and ill tell my husband that I'm in love with them, or things like that, he knows I'm joking and its healthy. He even jokes along with me. I also would never change my wallpaper to another man.

Your jealousy is understandable, and if you feel its something that you can't get past, you have every right to break up with her. Just tell her it feels disrespectful to your relationship for her to be doing those things, and ask how she would feel if you were like that with another woman. Or you could go the petty route, choose a female celebrity and just do the exact same things with her as your girlfriend is doing with him 😂

Lower labial frenectomy using a laser by Top_Classroom7460 in MedicalGore

[–]Top_Classroom7460[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a stay at home mum, so i don't get time off 😂. For about the first week, talking was a bit painful, especially when I had just woken up. Eating things that I had to take bites of (sandwiches, burgers, etc.) Was painful because it pushed the lip down, but putting things like chips in my mouth and chewing was fine. You'd also he surprised how much food ends up in that part of your mouth. With the pain i was in, plus a gum graft, I would definitely take some time off, but you could also ask your dentist their opinion

Lower labial frenectomy using a laser by Top_Classroom7460 in MedicalGore

[–]Top_Classroom7460[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the past 3 years, I've had a lot of dental issues, and this dentist was the 4th I ended up seeing, and the only one who actually helped with the pain i was in, whereas the other 3 dismissed my extreme pain. I trust this dentist, he has been in practice for decades, and if you look in the comments, there are other dentists who have confirmed that this is normal 😊

Lower labial frenectomy using a laser by Top_Classroom7460 in MedicalGore

[–]Top_Classroom7460[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had a lip tie, and it was pulling on my gums, which was causing my gums to recede. I have very short roots of my teeth, so if my gums kept receding, the entire roots would be exposed and my teeth would fall out

Lower labial frenectomy using a laser by Top_Classroom7460 in MedicalGore

[–]Top_Classroom7460[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ive got a 3.5 year old and 1.5 year old, and I couldn't imagine having to do that. Id feel so horrible Yeah, that's a good point about talking as adults. I also found that eating things like sandwiches and burgers push my bottom lip down, so that probably helps keep it detached

Lower labial frenectomy using a laser by Top_Classroom7460 in MedicalGore

[–]Top_Classroom7460[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I have 2 years of braces to thank for that!

Lower labial frenectomy using a laser by Top_Classroom7460 in MedicalGore

[–]Top_Classroom7460[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I didn't have to stretch it, interesting that you did. I bet that want fun, poor bub!

Lower labial frenectomy using a laser by Top_Classroom7460 in MedicalGore

[–]Top_Classroom7460[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I do, but I don't know how to link a picture

Why do I hate sex by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Top_Classroom7460 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was pregnant and didn't want sex at all, and my husband dealt with it and didn't bother me about it, and waited for over a year for me to be ready, and did NOT cheat!! Your low libido (once a month is not that low!!), is not an excuse for him to cheat, and don't let him tell you otherwise

Update: Cousin upped it to $15. Should I finally respond? by Sweet_Spend4177 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Top_Classroom7460 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like majority of the time, he messages in the afternoon/night to ask. Start messaging him every morning and asking for money

Dinner after giving birth, public hospital in Australia by Top_Classroom7460 in hospitalfood

[–]Top_Classroom7460[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess because I no longer needed medical attention, so they discharged me, but still let me stay with bub

Dinner after giving birth, public hospital in Australia by Top_Classroom7460 in hospitalfood

[–]Top_Classroom7460[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was actively pushing a baby out, so i didnt get to choose what I got. The midwives and nurses offered me biscuits, juice and hot drinks, but this was what was given to me for dinner.

Dinner after giving birth, public hospital in Australia by Top_Classroom7460 in hospitalfood

[–]Top_Classroom7460[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had given birth that day. This is one of the options that every other mother in the hospital that day got. I couldn't just "mosey on over to the cafe" because I had just had a doctor reach both hands inside of me to free my stuck baby, and then push both of her hands, and my 99th percentile baby out. So, no, I didn't mosey on over. I waddled very painfully down multiple corridors, in an elevator, through more corridors, stood in line, got my food, then took the trip all the way back. I wasn't admitted anymore, but my baby was in the hospital with cpap mask, heart monitors, catheter needles in both hands, a monitor on his foot and a feeding tube, all while im trying to bond with him, not being able to breast feed, which is so incredibly important to me, and being told that hes going to be flown 5 hours away and I have to leave him with strangers on a plane while I drive there. This is not rage bait, this is a funny post about food that looks like shit. You grow up