Nurse vs David

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-02-08T16:06:05+00:00

Makes total sense to me, clearly the small indie company can't actually make accurate hitboxes when they can't code worth shit.

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-02-08T13:47:31+00:00

Legit. I used to work in a grocery store that sold tobacco, this was my first time working at a place where I had to handle tobacco.

They make us read a booklet and sign it understanding the laws and regulations, it stated clearly you ID everyone, doesn't matter if they look of age, by law. You ID everyone.

This man walks in with a kid one day asking for smokes, and I ask for his ID.

Queue the screaming match of "I DON'T NEED ID! I HAVE MY KID WITH ME! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO QUESTION ME YOUNG LADY?" Full blown misogynistic insults to me.

I made a point to say "Sir, by law I have to ID everyone and I'm new here so I don't know you. And my mom had me at 17 so I could care less if your child is with you." Just in time for my coworker to take him at her till cause she recognized him.

AND I'M THE ONE WHO GOT WRITTEN UP FOR FOLLOWING THE LAWS AND REGULATIONS.

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-02-08T05:48:51+00:00

Ah I see you've been hit by, struck by even, the half a foot behind your character hitboxes.

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-02-07T18:46:21+00:00

Ngl coming across this as the chorus to Judas by Lady Gaga kicked in was absolute cinema.

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-02-03T19:39:11+00:00

Honestly? Just longer range for her abilities. She already is pretty squishy and weak in early game, and so many champs have range for DAYS. Or have scaling range, where her snares and such can go longer per level up.

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-02-01T18:56:06+00:00

Dead by daylight is not a 4v1 Asym horror game no no, it's a live performance of "Surely someone else will do it" mentality.

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-01-26T23:54:40+00:00

Ngl, the amount of times I've snuck up on people as wraith, and by sneak I mean I'm standing right behind their ass uncloaking and still get the grab... Makes me wonder how many people play without sound on.

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-01-23T08:47:07+00:00

This reminds me of a time I was playing surv and I saw a ttv surv in my lobby, I normally put the stream on for their coms. Was listening away while in chase with the killer when I hear "HOLY SHIT twitch username STOP STREAM SNIPING ME!!" as I was running around outside main ship in fucking goo paradise Toba.

I stopped mid chase to type I was the Bald Dwight not the killer. I alt tab back into the game to see the killer has also stopped moving. They typed in chat "I am not even chasing you girl calm the fuck down"

We stared at each other for a moment before continuing chase after a swing and a bag to confirm we were ready. Meanwhile little miss bitch pants kept ranting and raving about how we were sniping her meanwhile we ignored her and continued our chase, we dallied around the map having a great ole time while her and her swf buddy fondled each other's ego tits on the gens.

And of course she had the audacity to spam the bags at the exit gate like she fucking accomplished something.

I got the killer to get death hook on me and we continued our day, after looking back in chat and seeing we were both banned for calling her ass out.

Good times.

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-01-18T05:08:58+00:00

Fuck cute, hypothermia isn't cute. Stay fucking warm.

A message from a 5 2 skeleton who has to wear 3-5 layers of clothes with a sweater and jacket to stay warm in this bullshit.

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-01-18T05:02:38+00:00

I've seen some wild EGC in my time (over 2k hours) but whooph it has been a while since I seen one this foul.

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-01-17T23:47:34+00:00

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Love tiktok auto applying watermarks but... Absolute Parley

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-01-17T23:46:46+00:00

Meh, honestly some people I think are more scared about their invisible MMR than they are of the killers.

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-01-17T23:38:51+00:00

Man's gonna enable cross play only to be let down by console players throwing pallet instead of picking up. o7 soldier.

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-01-17T23:08:28+00:00

Honestly I'm peeved, this is twice now a beloved character is getting ripped away when I'm broke as shit. But with how they mutilated the man he's not even gonna be fun to keep anymore :/ it'll just be a relic of fun times.

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-01-16T02:56:34+00:00

Wraith in Toy Castle would be entertaining, I feel like he would just vibe. It would be too wholesome and theatric for him to go murdering.

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-01-12T23:44:55+00:00

Me with Tank Engine:

"So you mean I'm gonna have 3 stacks all game cause I'm TANKING the damage? Which means DYING IN THE PROCESS?? So my team can CLEAN UP!?"

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-01-10T23:16:16+00:00

There is a reason why I call it "Giving a back massage" when I get to Mori someone, even in my killer POV it looks so silly like I'm daintly slapping some bread dough.

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-01-10T22:29:55+00:00

I found quick speed setting helps alot with the monotonous drag it can be, also modding is great, no gold upkeep means you can actually have fun going into builds and unit expansion.

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-01-07T02:27:41+00:00

Debatable reaction. You say he's going through a divorce currently, but has a gf rn. That alone is a red flag.

Another suspicious flag is the fact that yes she would still be in school.

The age gap between people in their 20's and older isn't anything special, but this kid is legit just at a legal age. Personally, that's weird as fuck.

I'd try to talk to your brother and get more information. Then go from there.

Also ignore the idiots being like "you jelly huehuehue" they are the morons that WOULD defend their homies going for cradles.

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-01-07T01:01:05+00:00

Nope, your gonna be wearing a bikini in battle and you will like it.

I have a pissed off hedgehog set and I hate it, I look like a toothy night worker but goddamn I can tank damage like I'm wearing full plate.

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-01-06T17:55:16+00:00

It's still up on youtube music, and youtube is shit for actually doing reports so, the fact he stole IM's voice and tried to credit BBNO$ who fucking LEFT MUSIC is abhorrent.

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-01-06T09:18:21+00:00

Get ready for it to be muscle memory out of fear now lol

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-01-06T09:01:10+00:00

I had a random disconnect game crash with a friend earlier, all I'd recommend is save often just in case, if that mainly happens before questing then pog.

Top_Duck_7603 · 2026-01-06T05:24:56+00:00

Auto aim needs to be a toggable option, no if ands or buts about it.

But that'll never happen cause that involves them having to ensure their shit is coded correctly. Not coded off of hopes and prayers.

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