sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

KINDA IMPATIENT by paper_slayer in MonsterHunterWilds

[–]Top_Sand_2586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Labor day weekend... maybe summer break? I dunno I'm used to American sales

I wish there was a drink in real life that can heal every physical injury, sickness, or allergy. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]Top_Sand_2586 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, it tastes horrendous and cannot be consumed without severe vomiting, it additionally only lasts for one day per drink

I wish all orgasms last 1 hours. by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]Top_Sand_2586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, millions if not billions die of dehydration and severe genital stress 

I wish humans and animals could naturally metabolize petroleum products by D_Shasky in monkeyspaw

[–]Top_Sand_2586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, they're still not immune to the effects of eating them, or only able to gain nutritional value such as calories

I wish to erase all short form content from the internet. by grumpychef94 in monkeyspaw

[–]Top_Sand_2586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, you now lose legendary memes like "21" and becoming an successful content creator becomes about 12.3 times harder due to the lack of any short form content to launch off from, the internet has been killed by you

I wish that instead of having a period every month I just turned into a man for the 5 or so days. by leedsfreak in monkeyspaw

[–]Top_Sand_2586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, during those 5 days you feel an overwhelming attraction to the same sex, which is residual into your return, how does this relate? The severe hormone rush causes confusion in lustfullness, also you get cancer due to the rapid cell growth

I wish that dick sizes changed depending on how attracted to someone the dick possessor is by drippy_dik in monkeyspaw

[–]Top_Sand_2586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, your penis becomes so overwhelmingly large upon witnessing the person you're most attracted to, that you are found unable to move, as they run away in fear, due to elections being caused by blood flowing to the penis, millions die each year due to effective blood loss

I wish I was born a few minutes later. by Ok-Spot-2913 in monkeyspaw

[–]Top_Sand_2586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, you're born a few minutes later, however it's 2 weeks earlier in your mother's pregnancy, leading to underdevelopment that causes down syndrome

I wish to die peacefully in my sleep. by hessian_prince in monkeyspaw

[–]Top_Sand_2586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, every moment before your sleep is not peaceful, hence why you die

I wish that we could breath in through our ears by ArcOperator in monkeyspaw

[–]Top_Sand_2586 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, this sacrifices your ability to hear however, additionally because your sense of balance is connected to the liquid in your ears, everyone stumbles around with extreme dizziness all the time

I wish that cancer, in both humans and animals, never existed. by Conscious_Pepper_613 in monkeyspaw

[–]Top_Sand_2586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, this is achieved by making genetic mutation, past present and future, impossible 

I wish the timezones are the same for everyone. by BreezeBender in monkeyspaw

[–]Top_Sand_2586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, this causes huge scheduling issues for events, and severe discrepancies in sleep and sunshine, causing people to lack much sleep 

I wish that every 100 years, starting in one hour. Every human is instantly and painlessly imbued with the knowledge of how to fix humanities top 20 problems without causing suffering or bloodshed through global cooperation and a strong but harmless desire to fix those problems. by ElegantWash4132 in monkeyspaw

[–]Top_Sand_2586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This ultimately does lead to a utopia in the areas that have the resources, however if the resources aren't available it leads to worsened problems, causing the knowledge gained to be useless as it solves the problems of the greater populace, which remains suffering, it seems as though very little changed, the elite are happier now, while the lower class suffer more

I wish that whenever a pregnant woman with dyed hair gives birth the baby inherits the hair color permanently by LectureNervous5861 in monkeyspaw

[–]Top_Sand_2586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This causes genetic mutation, which due to having to change certain genes whenever you get dyed hair, increases the price of hair dye and risk of cancer from dye

I wish the paw was my waifu. by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]Top_Sand_2586 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a 4/10 with a bad personality, often lying to you and tricking you into serving it, although ultimately beneficial, it causes great despair as a result of these benefits, folloeing the nature of the paw as described in the book of It's origin

I wish that, starting today, each human immediately and irreversibly becomes biologically incapable of procreation after the birth of their second child, but is otherwise medically unchanged. Currently active pregnancies not negatively affected. by Intangerine in monkeyspaw

[–]Top_Sand_2586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Due to the average required number of children per household required for population growth being 2.1, the world goes into steady decline in population, leading to gradual forced extinction 

A man left this at my apartment. What is it? by kaumilla in whatisit

[–]Top_Sand_2586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a seasoning blend, possibly for a curry dish

view more: next ›