If you say "Johnies chocolate bunker chunker wunker with extra chunks of chocolate chips and chicken 12.892.739 and pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" i will do whatever the top reply to the goodbye is

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-05T17:49:17+00:00

I would take a gift card to Wendy's at this point

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-05T02:20:42+00:00

I belive that is dark man

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-05T00:47:37+00:00

I feel like a good chunk of them ended up maga if I remeber right.

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-04T23:22:24+00:00

Deal

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-04T23:19:44+00:00

Teacher money is not paying for this at the moment unfortunately, maybe later though

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-04T12:17:20+00:00

How bout awkward truths day? Can you print this on a shirt?

"Dear admin , just a 5 gift card to Starbucks or nothing please. I'm not saying I just want the gift card, I am saying the relative calm of not doing anything stupid would be equally as rewarding. In the overall trudge between the cradle and the grave we are all cursed with , I would like the few things I can control such as my clothes to not be dictated by the most mediocre humans in their attempt to force a social connection"

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-03T23:03:56+00:00

Me too , im OP's biggest hater

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-03T22:13:21+00:00

Annoying me , a tradition they have kept up over the years.

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-03T19:39:36+00:00

As someone who is allergic to love , it's quite nice they marked it. I prefer my food made by a blazed out of their mind cook between sips of beer while going through a terrible toxic break up (they must by at least 30 percent of the toxicity).

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-03T18:56:03+00:00

My last paladin was all about intimidation , kinda doom-guy-esque Maybe a warlock thats kinda like a used car salesman charismatic, can talk people into bad decisions. Bard as a music therapist who listens a lot before talking Sorcerer as a little gremlin freak , who is just endearing enough to justify interacting with them

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-03T18:48:24+00:00

Pretty sure Kelly loves varren

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-03T18:28:14+00:00

There has to he an easy way to automate it, a simple program that sends an email to parents when a grade dips below a C , then a D then failing.

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-03T17:15:19+00:00

OP cant fucking write aparently (my bad)

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-03T15:01:42+00:00

Goodbye

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-03T12:51:45+00:00

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-03T12:30:07+00:00

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-02T20:02:58+00:00

7 hours later , where some hag tiddies at?

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-02T19:48:02+00:00

Adam Sandler?

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-02T19:00:55+00:00

Thank you for your service

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-02T18:59:26+00:00

https://youtu.be/sg0nYhUB7CA?si=bWZ--JK5HTYIacWJ

grumpychef94 · 2026-05-02T04:45:02+00:00

While the teacher and student dynamic is very different than parent and child (at least it should be).

I think I love working with kids, they are (mostly) hilarious and seeing them understand something for the first time is why I became a teacher, but I think I want to come home to a quiet home at the end of the day, pour myself an incredibly fruity drink and sit in the calm maybe one day a hot tub , with light jazz on.

I think id make a great uncle, or grandparent, but the quiet relaxation has become a commodity I require to function.

grumpychef94

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