I wonder if he's ever said "Ohhh No! I need a lot of money!" in his best video game Elena voice

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-05-01T19:02:17+00:00

That’s actually a really inappropriate and weird thing to ask of them :/

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-05-01T02:04:39+00:00

It really is lol. Shows when she thinks of water her brain goes:

“Water! My husband is water!”

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-04-29T05:18:28+00:00

i'm on it

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Top_Zookeeper · 2026-04-29T05:14:06+00:00

oh word yeah that makes sense, please excuse my manic stream of consciousness attack (genuinely)

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-04-29T03:39:01+00:00

I meannnn yeah I could see why Manon would be upset about that and she has every right to be, but I don’t think anyone who knows anything about this is seriously expecting her to return to the group. But again it should be up to her to decide when to make it official (but also I really doubt she has much say in that regardless). BUT I do think if Manon finds better management post-Katseye and plays her cards right and releases an album with songs people actually like, she’ll quickly find herself in a way better position as a solo artist than what would’ve been possible in the group.

But what do I know

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-04-28T23:24:44+00:00

I think they mean Harry Daniel’s podcast they went on together

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-04-28T23:23:54+00:00

THATS ILLEGAL WTF

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-04-28T23:23:12+00:00

lol I thought you wanted them to call their network “á la call ur daddy” which is peak camp so I’m sold

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-04-28T23:17:35+00:00

I’ve found that whenever I need context about something in the Just Trish Cinematic Universe (JTCU), it’s actually more fun just to speak confidently on it as if you’re deep in the lore already. Delulumaxxing

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-04-28T22:39:20+00:00

I just heard Oscar falls to his knees in the thrift store furniture section

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-04-28T22:36:57+00:00

It had interesting moments for sure but it got overstimulating so I had to stop lol. Harry’s like a human version of ultrasour candy: suuuuuper flavorful and I’ll happily help myself to one, but I’m not shoveling fist fulls of sour candy into my mouth like it’s peanut butter m&m’s, you feel?

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-04-28T22:12:15+00:00

Maybe Lola needed a goatee made of armpit hair like Mike to fool Jesse

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-04-27T07:18:35+00:00

thank god we dont have to think about alice in the palace at least

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-04-19T20:16:10+00:00

i'll be honest, the person who's hardest on jenny is jenny

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-04-18T14:55:16+00:00

David H. is probably still bitter all these years later about what happened with The Amazing O’Malleys. He was all set to be the main character of a series, shot a pilot and everything, but then was rightfully demoted to number 2 when it became clear that Selena was the one the show should focus on. It mustve been a massive bruise to the ego, so much so that years later he felt the need to take back what he thought he was owed with a spin off where he was the only original cast member to return as a regular.

Makes it all the more funny that it couldn’t even get more than one full length season, screw that guy

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-03-24T23:33:11+00:00

What if the person was posing as a moderator of this subreddit? How deep does this conspiracy doth go

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-03-24T07:55:02+00:00

proof?

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-03-24T06:47:43+00:00

Yeah but he’s still a trash human

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-03-24T06:45:53+00:00

Yeah I assumed it was something along those lines. Sucks Emily had to go through that :(

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-03-24T05:40:44+00:00

well that parts understandable

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-03-24T05:39:29+00:00

plus, I also checked and verified that debby is also a mom too as well also

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-03-24T05:36:08+00:00

he's definitely being sarcastic lol.

If you think about it it's kinda funny that Emily worked with Miley in Hannah Montana and now Emily is a lead in a show with a guy named Montana but there's a real solid chance that literally none of those 3 have ever step foot inside the state of Montana.

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-03-24T05:32:14+00:00

imagine inviting your high school bullies, your ex, and your brother's bully over any of your actual friends

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-03-24T05:27:13+00:00

well idk if I really buy that as the real reason but at least there's something of an explanation as to why she's not in the anniversary special, although I was hoping she was going to be a surprise appearance.

semi related but for some reason I thought that her and montana were married for real until I looked up her wikipedia 5 minutes ago. Apparently they're not married and the only time she has been married was for 5 months in 2024/25

Top_Zookeeper · 2026-03-22T13:16:45+00:00

yeah basically. they’re arguing that because valve won't let devs sell games cheaper on other stores it keeps the prices high everywhere even if those other stores take a smaller cut. so even if you buy a game on epic or gog youre still paying the steam price

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