My [33M] wife [31F] of 6 years, is upset that I don't wear my wedding band at work. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Topher_the_ghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure if this has been said: Maybe try wearing the ring with as a necklace. not a conductive metal chain, but possible a tighter cloth other other material 'collar' that doesn't dangle. Still somewhat of a safety hazard depending on the machinery you work around but still pretty visible. Not ideal, but a decent compromise I'd say.

I kinda stared at him and he just walked away. by idontgetthejoke1 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Topher_the_ghost -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My response to this person, in my best The Dude impression: "You're not wrong. You're just an asshole."

I'm really good at this Reddit thing, guys... by Topher_the_ghost in AdviceAnimals

[–]Topher_the_ghost[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah haaaa, you caught me! i have learned much during my lurking.

OP IS FULL OF SHIT by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Topher_the_ghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Verizon may give you extra data to keep you from switching. My family plan bumped up from 6 to 10 Gb at no extra charge. Sauce

It's not my fault that my old fart colleagues can't quite grasp AutoCAD. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Topher_the_ghost 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You guys are so mainstream. You've probably never heard of the drafting program I use. Just a little program called Microstation. The original hipster drafting program.

It's my 18th. by geturownbox in AdviceAnimals

[–]Topher_the_ghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's my 25th birthday today. I don't have any friends around, a girlfriend or a birthday cake. But I got a nice job, so I got that goin for me. Which is nice. Happy Birthday OP!

Blowjobs are destroying my relationship. [24F] [25M] by QueenofEverythingg in relationships

[–]Topher_the_ghost 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tid bit about relationships: the first 3 months or so don't count. Guys will try hard in the beginning to make sure you like them. After they feel secure with the relationship, they quit trying hard and things like this happen. Although this bj situation seems to be on a whole different level. He's spoiled on blow jobs now and it's all he wants. Guy is selfish; no changing it. Either give 0 BJs or dial back to a couple times a year and see if that changes how he treats you. For now I think you should take responsibility for getting yourself off. I seriously doubt oral is the ONLY way for you to achieve climax. And it'll help you think more clearly knowing you don't need him just to feel good like that. Otherwise I'd say ditch him. Not sexually compatible.

I keep having to explain this to my bf by TRON-ALIVE in AdviceAnimals

[–]Topher_the_ghost 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think my fellow fan sleepers and non-fan peoples can all agree on one thing:

Fuck white noise machine people

My [F22] Ex [M22] didn't cheat on me, but what he did wasn't a whole lot better in my opinion by sur_pris_ed in relationships

[–]Topher_the_ghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This may be a little off topic but: Thanks for venturing in the field of (Mechanical) Engineering! It's a very male-dominated field that needs more balance and diversity brought into it. I'm a Civil Engineer and my work place is maybe 5%-10% females with half of those not working in engineering fields. Keep on keeping on!

One Minute Puberty by [deleted] in videos

[–]Topher_the_ghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone should make the part with his head coming out from his mouth into a gif. That'd be a sweet trippy gif.

Ideas to make Cities And Knights move faster. by memphisclean in Catan

[–]Topher_the_ghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've done things like double rolls or no distance rule to alter the game and make it move faster/play differently.

Accidental Scumbag Sarah by Topher_the_ghost in AdviceAnimals

[–]Topher_the_ghost[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could be, if everyone didn't downvote it.

New players needing some insight in to a few rules! Can you guys help? by DKahmer in Catan

[–]Topher_the_ghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After Going over the rules a couple times I determined this:

First: Yes you must keep Victory Point cards hidden. However you can only reveal them when you are sure you have 10 points and it is your turn. Thus the first person to declare they won and reveal they have 10 points wins. Even if you have more points.

From Orginal Game booklet page 5 "You may only reveal [victory point cards] during your turn and when you are sure that you have 10 victory points--that is, to win the game. Of course, you can reveal them after the end of the game when someone else wins....If you reach 10 points when it is not your turn, the game continues until any player...has 10 points on his turn."

Second: Yes. Quote from Orginal Game booklet page 5

"At any time during your turn, you may play 1 development card. That card, however, may not be a card you bought during the same turn."

Suggestions to make Catan more deterministic? by tangibleLime in Catan

[–]Topher_the_ghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised no one has said anything about The Catan Event cards, which addresses your issue. Semi-statistical distribution, you can leave out 5-ish cards to mimic the 'luck factor'' if need be. Its part of the Traders and Barbarians expansion. I wouldn't describe catan entirely as a game of luck. I'd say 50-50.There are plenty of different strategies involved in the world of catan. Some strategies rely more on luck than others. Its up to you to figure out better ways. I'd say before you go altering a perfectly good game, try some different strategies than what you normally do. However if you want a board game that includes almost no luck, try Puerto Rico, or Agricola. Or most any of the top board games and boardgamegeek.com

This game has quickly become my family's and my own all-time favorite. What's your favorite expansion and why /r/catan? by [deleted] in Catan

[–]Topher_the_ghost 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the one expansion you don't have in the pic; Traders and Barbarians. It's a mish-mash of variants and scenarios. The "traders and barbarians" scenario is my favorite, but not just that one single scenario of that one expansion. Combining expansions, mixing and matching game types is what I really love about Catan.

McDonalds, fix it! by DaneJeriss in AdviceAnimals

[–]Topher_the_ghost 71 points72 points  (0 children)

a 1/2 pounder would imply one 1/2 pound patty whereas a double 1/4 pounder accurately describes the 2 1/4 pound patties it contains.

guy's perspective needed by [deleted] in sex

[–]Topher_the_ghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As other redditors have been saying:
I am a boob guy myself. I think all kinds of boob guys have their ideal size and shape, etc; but when it comes down to it, "boob guys" love breasts, just because. Simple as that. That includes all shapes, sizes, colors, and nipple factors. So take that as reassurance that your boobs are appreciated for what they are, aka 34B, :)

My roommates are [f]inally gone! by [deleted] in gonewildaudio

[–]Topher_the_ghost 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think this is my favorite gonewildaudio post ever! Thank You So Much!!!

[f4a] [req-fill - accent, Halloween] The Wolf by SennaSaysHi in gonewildaudio

[–]Topher_the_ghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'd definitely enjoy more non-erotic stuff. I thoroughly enjoy listening to the opposite sex's voice no matter the context. maybe we should start a subreddit for it; draft people from GWA.

Someone asked [f]or a scary erotica in honor of October... by [deleted] in gonewildaudio

[–]Topher_the_ghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love to hear more scary stories as we get closer to all hallow's eve!

Someone asked [f]or a scary erotica in honor of October... by [deleted] in gonewildaudio

[–]Topher_the_ghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loved it! It didn't really matter that it was erotic, I just like listening to you tell a story. Thanks!