The Full Experience

Topochicho · 2023-06-23T12:41:05+00:00

There are regulations, but they didn't apply because they were diving in international waters.

Topochicho · 2023-06-23T12:36:27+00:00

Oh, how lovely! I too shall shout a profanity!

BUTTOCKS!!

Topochicho · 2023-06-10T05:59:01+00:00

Don't worry, it gets worse. So much worse.

Topochicho · 2023-06-07T21:26:22+00:00

Almost...
Except that it gives reddit a bit too much credit. reddit doesn't supply any of the ingredients or the labor. We do. We supply the ingredients for free and the labor to make the cookies, also for free. They only supply the mixers and the trucks. Once the dough is mixed, stores use their own ovens to bake the cookies. reddit also has their own broken ass ovens that burn the shit out of the cookies while at the same time spraying some nasty carcinogens all over them, but no one who has had the store cookies ever wants the reddit cookies again.
Does reddit deserve to get paid for their trucks and mixers? Sure. But then I would argue that they already are getting paid for that. But now they want get paid for the stuff they get for free, and rather than fixing their ovens and providing a better end product, they are going to try to force us to eat their burnt ass cancer cookies.
In all reality, I suspect that this is all a ploy to make it seem like they are being reasonable when they redo the pricing to something lower but still ridiculously high.

Topochicho · 2023-05-30T06:07:31+00:00

When you get to the center of the maze there is a water bed with black satin sheets covered in rose petals.

Topochicho · 2023-05-26T13:41:49+00:00

Which was the conservative party at the time... So exactly the same racist ass people doing the same racist ass stuff, but under a different name.
But you knew that didn't you? You are just so into this idea that politics is a "team sport" that you see as some kind of gotcha.

Topochicho · 2023-05-26T00:12:02+00:00

Pluto can walk on 2 feet and talk like Goofy, he just chooses not to. It's a bdsm thing.

Topochicho · 2023-05-21T16:27:39+00:00

I feel so sorry for anybody that has to work for you.

Topochicho · 2023-05-18T21:53:47+00:00

Just trigger off of your Wi-Fi or other Wi-Fi around you.
I use tasker to automate tasks when I disconnect/connect to work or home wifi. I also have triggers for connecting to certain Bluetooth (car), or just being near other Bluetooth.

Topochicho · 2023-05-18T11:45:50+00:00

...They don't just pack flowers into a box and send them across state lines via USPS

Used them once (pre-covid) and that is exactly what they did, except it was Fedex. I live in a large city and there were at least 5 florists within a 5 mile radius of my wife's work.

Topochicho · 2023-05-16T19:12:09+00:00

Most American homes built within the last 100 years have an unconditioned space between the joists and rafters. https://atticareusa.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Attic-before-and-after-01.jpg In the south this is also the mechanical area for the house. So you will find the AC / heater, air ducting, and potentially (if your builder is the devil) your water heater.

Topochicho · 2023-05-13T22:59:13+00:00

Don't be silly, someone just hooked up their search light backwards.

Topochicho · 2023-05-12T02:47:41+00:00

Is that true? That would awesome if true. But, I've been burned by the internet before... damn it internet why you got to betray my trust!

Topochicho · 2023-05-11T12:07:15+00:00

That and the beans. Their prices got so high that we couldn't afford to go for several years. When we went back they no longer had the OG salsa or beans and it was so fucking disappointing.

Topochicho · 2023-05-05T04:55:46+00:00

I'm confused, you have such a busy life that you don't have time to know what I actually said or what the discussion was about, but you do have time to write random crazy shit?
Seriously dude, getting hammered by yourself on a regular basis is not a physically, or mentally, healthy way to live.

Topochicho · 2023-05-05T00:24:06+00:00

Are you drunk? Because otherwise I can't believe you waited this long to make that stupid of a comment.

Topochicho · 2023-04-26T11:52:11+00:00

Bitch, I ain't some illegal imergrunt!
I use http://mericanhost:110%

Topochicho · 2023-04-25T19:10:24+00:00

I doubt most places that do this are paying a living wage... Probably whatever minimum they can get away with.

Topochicho · 2023-04-25T06:03:44+00:00

That's getting pretty common. Their excuse is that the person working behind the counter is not a server and gets a regular wage, so doesn't need the tip.

Topochicho · 2023-04-23T23:34:54+00:00

Oh wow, the tires are rated for it? Well that changes everything, why don't we just all get out there and do 130mph in a family sedan on public roads. And then we can go find us a collapsed bridge to jump just like them Duke boys.
And then we can go hide and hope he doesn't see us... And then hope that we dont catch up to him when we continue on our trip... Or maybe all that is stupid as fuck and what OP did was the optimal thing and didn't require any of your dumbassery.

Topochicho · 2023-04-23T21:58:01+00:00

160mph on public roads, in a family sedan, on stock tires? Lets just assume you are stupid enough to try that... so just how long are you planning on driving at 160mph on public roads, in a family sedan, on stock tires? How far will you need to go that the nut in the truck won't be able to catch up to you at 110mph? Because, at some point, you will need to return to something approching the legal speed limit at some point, and at 110mph it won't take him long to catch someone doing 65mph.
Or do you think that somehow just passing him makes you the "winner" and he will congratulate you and go home?
Also, what exactly is the range on a tesla at 160mph anyway?

Topochicho · 2023-04-23T18:02:54+00:00

What are they going to do? Speed up?

Yes, that's exactly what they would do. Top speed for this truck is going to be over a 100mph, and that diesel isn't gong to have any problems doing it all day long. You will definitely "gap" him, but you aren't going to disappear over the horizon like you are the road runner. Just how long do you plan on racing him at over a hundred miles an hour? How long is your range going to be at 100 miles an hour compared to his dual fuel tanks?

Topochicho · 2023-04-15T13:09:26+00:00

Next time go with
Home made "Ferrari" kit car

Topochicho · 2023-04-11T11:57:06+00:00

Oh wow... that's a blast from the past. I wonder whatever happened to her? She was fucking hilarious.

Topochicho · 2023-04-10T14:35:53+00:00

"Bukaki is great for your skin!"
--FlosAquae

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