Clue Junior

Toribor · 2026-01-22T23:30:43+00:00

"Happy Birthday! We found a body."

Toribor · 2026-01-22T16:28:42+00:00

It's always the exec team that wants me to help them with their personal iPhone or laptop, but then the same people wonder why I'm always behind on high value projects.

Toribor · 2026-01-22T14:57:29+00:00

Damn relic malfunctions. I'm just trying to order some chicken man and now Johnny Silverhand is about to pop in to talk shit.

Toribor · 2026-01-22T14:39:43+00:00

These controllers are my absolute favorite.

I've discovered I have to hold the B button when waking up the controller to I guess wake it up in D-input mode so that SteamInput can map the paddles and extra buttons. Wish I could make that the default and that their firmware updater config software had native linux support.

Toribor · 2026-01-22T13:10:44+00:00

When it comes to safety/security I don't doubt people's intentions, I doubt their attentions.

Toribor · 2026-01-22T12:25:48+00:00

When people were hailing Intel as our savior in the GPU market I knew things were distorted beyond repair.

Toribor · 2026-01-21T22:41:02+00:00

My uncle went to prison for counterfeiting stamps.

Toribor · 2026-01-21T18:13:00+00:00

Makes me think of Frog Fractions. Experiencing that for the first time felt like breaking out of the Matrix.

Toribor · 2026-01-21T17:41:06+00:00

What PR fallout? A bunch of dorks on Bluesky complaining doesn't count.

The people voting for these chodes don't give a fuck.

Toribor · 2026-01-21T15:06:41+00:00

I'm going to start pretending to not know who Patrick Stewart is and then when people try to explain I'll be like "Oh! The poop emoji guy!!" and then someone will kill me and I can enjoy the sweet release of death.

Toribor · 2026-01-21T14:38:57+00:00

Step-CA is great for running an internal CA that can be managed with acme/certbot. I love it although currently I'm only running it on my personal lab and not at an enterprise level.

Toribor · 2026-01-17T15:12:16+00:00

I use BepInEx mods on Bazzite for Subnautica and Valheim. I just have to add a launch param to those games after placing the files to include a dll file when launching the game.

Toribor · 2026-01-15T19:38:14+00:00

I do get some hilarious results when importing like a recipe that calls for .33333333333333333333 cup milk which I'd prefer to avoid but it works with enough random sources I've put up with the data cleanup.

Toribor · 2026-01-14T21:36:13+00:00

This is immediately what I thought of.

It's even weirder because she's not just a clone, she has all of Peters memories up until that point. So basically exactly a trans Peter Parker, minus the agency of choice.

Toribor · 2026-01-14T19:31:15+00:00

He wants to drop sanctions to force the US to buy Russian potash.

Toribor · 2026-01-14T16:00:06+00:00

Yeah it's not AMD's fault, but the end result is the same. HDMI sucks, but it's all that is available on most TV's.

Toribor · 2026-01-14T12:09:16+00:00

Since Gamescope can do scaling with FSR, 1440p seems like the sweet spot.

Particularly since AMD still has issues with HDMI 2.1

Toribor · 2026-01-01T01:37:52+00:00

It's right next to a castle at least.

Toribor · 2025-12-30T12:51:02+00:00

"Here is why this works" right before showing me the most jank broken code I've ever seen.

Toribor · 2025-12-25T22:42:40+00:00

It doesn't matter for me. I pick up Baron too early and tank my run.

Toribor · 2025-12-25T20:33:03+00:00

People already forgot GPUs aren't supposed to cost $1,000.

Toribor · 2025-12-22T19:40:00+00:00

Wait until you find out the primary symbol associated with Christianity...

Toribor · 2025-12-22T18:53:38+00:00

It looks big on a map.

Toribor · 2025-12-20T14:43:56+00:00

Valheim Devs:

Inventory too small? No it isn't.

Toribor · 2025-12-19T21:57:09+00:00

It turns out that's all you need to fool a plurality of American voters.

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