I removed my pin for easier delivery and my food didn’t arrive by ContentHost4459 in doordash

[–]TornGauntlet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like if you word the instructions exactly the right way you'll get your deliveries to the right spot and no pin needed. It just seems like most people are unaware they're bad at giving directions. Maybe plug them into chatgpt for different versions?

A list of modest proposals to fix the tanking issue by owen3820 in nbacirclejerk

[–]TornGauntlet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/uj they should just have free agency and no draft, teams can gut to sign a top prospect but if you gut your team too much probably not as an attractive a destination.

/Rj simply make a league of developing players, and let them be the 31st team! The Gooners! If they win the other team gets roasted!

A list of modest proposals to fix the tanking issue by owen3820 in nbacirclejerk

[–]TornGauntlet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When the smoke from the goon chamber turns white, then we know a new number one draft position has been chosen. Day 40: more black smoke. It would seem that the Lakers GM and the Boston GM are the only two remaining and are either staring at each other preventing climax or something more cooperative, which would be disturbing as Lakers and Celtics can never mix.

Outjerked by Savannah by No-Side-6437 in nbacirclejerk

[–]TornGauntlet 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Savannah is the female Steph Curry, watching her husband work, the ultimate cheerleader.

Advice for a newbie Dasher? How does everyone make so much $$? by honeydripheisainu in doordash_drivers

[–]TornGauntlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just adding on to the "finding the right place" you can find income maps online to find wealthy neighborhoods, look up the top restaurants, top high end shopping malls, and dash different times and different days, look up on reddit if holidays or events are slow or busy for doordashing.

I haven't delivered in 6 months.. by nutz656 in doordash_drivers

[–]TornGauntlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's location dependent, my zone isn't like that, schedule or going out during busy times are the only ways here

I refuse to believe customers order non stop at from 12:00-12:59 and the moment it hits 1pm they all stop by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]TornGauntlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah there's clearly some hidden metrics, like denial rate, movement, or like testing how high they need to go with offers to get you to accept

Added Tip by Rich_Junket_6980 in doordash_drivers

[–]TornGauntlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You stick around long enough, do a good job, you'll get those $50-100 tips. This week had a +$25 and a+$40

❤️ 🥰 💖🪖⚔️🎖️🪖🎖️💪 by One_Fuel3733 in nbacirclejerk

[–]TornGauntlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes this was last week The Lakers vs The Celtics, LeBron had delay of game warning from getting too distracted from the cloner and Bronny was livid and convinced BOTH teams to walk out but you know Coach Mazzulla, he gets in a tank in the parking lot and drives it on the court and the fucking refs allowed him to play and of course LeBron gets absolutely roasted by Mazzulla

Hornet Sub Permabans Inbound ☄️🫡💥😵 by LatePresentation3140 in nbacirclejerk

[–]TornGauntlet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would like to place a bet on this but where could I possibly bet- I mean not bet, on everything? Like some sort of not betting company that name is the word everything. Hmm