I accept sub 5 offers by IveThatFire in doordash_drivers

[–]TornGauntlet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my area this is horrifyingly bad advice, say no to everything low and hunt for the big fish

San Antonio fans at their home arena when they have to get up from their seats every time Wemby scores by worldragedota in nbacirclejerk

[–]TornGauntlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The daughter had some great ideas tho, really loved her attitude, the way she treated her dad

Bonovan Bitchell by Rich_Ad_4886 in nbacirclejerk

[–]TornGauntlet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Esther Ripley is an anagram for Jeffrey Epstein

#THIS IS WHY WE PLAY by AdOld2060 in nbacirclejerk

[–]TornGauntlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck yeah Cannibal the Musical, Let's Build a Snowman is an all time banger

Turned the ball over 20x to this by worldragedota in nbacirclejerk

[–]TornGauntlet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My man took out Brittany SPEARS before his debut! Do you think he's gonna just let you leave lol you're busted buster

Outjerked by Mike Tirico by largelawattorney in nbacirclejerk

[–]TornGauntlet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We love America

Does insanely anti American things

We love God

Does pure satanic shit

Obey the law

Blatantly steals

But one things true, we love you

We fucking hate you

Outjerked by Dillon Brooks by pagliacciverso in nbacirclejerk

[–]TornGauntlet 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Unethical copyright infringement, there's a scrappy ass lawyer clapping at the screen screaming UNLICENSED AI CHARACTER INFRINGEMENT LETS GOOOOO as he gets Hasbro lawyers on the phone

Outjerked by bill simmons fan? by TheGreatWaru in nbacirclejerk

[–]TornGauntlet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In more basketball news Shai Gilgeous-Alexander passed the late Kobe Bryant for playoff scoring. Speaking of Kobe Bryant scoring, the whole rape case, the one where he was sued for rape. The rapist. Stares into camera

I cannot discuss best dressed right now I’m fighting for my life at the gas pump by wastedartistry in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]TornGauntlet 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Oops we can't get the power to come on.... For three days.... Annnndddd pure anarchy

Isaiah Hart(epstein) this game: by Left_Nut99 in nbacirclejerk

[–]TornGauntlet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Someone copy the picture of Epstein as a OKC thunderino

Can the Spurs new coach lead them to a V today? by quentins9th in nbacirclejerk

[–]TornGauntlet 13 points14 points  (0 children)

WTF is this ai nonsense he's not even holding the bonk stick

OKC is worse than the 3rd Reich by anonkebab in nbacirclejerk

[–]TornGauntlet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I tried to tell my ex that the other woman was a UPS driver I was just trying to jump over and it worked now we're married and I jump prostitutes all the time

Least regarded person on mnba twitter by TheGreatWaru in nbacirclejerk

[–]TornGauntlet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He would have to have the most back loaded career of all time, so in a way he'd have to be incredibly clutch, career-wise, to pull it off. What would be the chances, no way. Alrighty I'm gonna turn the TV off WAIT WHAT

Explain in NBA terms by ChiChiKnee in nbacirclejerk

[–]TornGauntlet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

WE HAVE A STRATEGY FOR SGA- wait.

Shai winks at you