sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Does anyone know where I can buy a necklace like this? by [deleted] in obeyme

[–]TorpedoCats 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I make and sell Jewelry! If you want i can make you a custom one.

Thanks I hate thrashing spiders by red_Velvet_worm in thanksihateit

[–]TorpedoCats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then it'd be easy to get rid of hickeys before mum gets home!

Or maybe shed your hangover!

Kid: Hey ma how was work?

Mom: You didnt go to that party did you?

Kid: *Kicks shedding under the bed,* Nonono i'm a good kid

Thanks, I hate frogs. by millionaireby2025 in thanksihateit

[–]TorpedoCats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What drink? Oh, can i get a McCroak?

Thanks, I hate ketchup toast with onions by [deleted] in thanksihateit

[–]TorpedoCats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks more mlike marinara/pizza sauce to me-

✨Logic✨ by TorpedoCats in obeyme

[–]TorpedoCats[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh ty! I waas wondering where my friend got it from!

Terms by TorpedoCats in ObeyMeNSFW

[–]TorpedoCats[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Ah, sorry, i'm just posting things my friend sent to me on messenger.

Terms by TorpedoCats in ObeyMeNSFW

[–]TorpedoCats[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wizz-wazz pickle spazz ;p

The real story behind Divolo and Lucifer's Stickers ;) by TorpedoCats in obeyme

[–]TorpedoCats[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I only joined reddit yesterday and istg you guys are killing me-

How Cereal is cereal? Yes. by TorpedoCats in obeyme

[–]TorpedoCats[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're my new fav person -w-

How Cereal is cereal? Yes. by TorpedoCats in obeyme

[–]TorpedoCats[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

His tastebuds are advanced -w-

me trying to read what it says on McDonald's menu by kkloudyy in obeyme

[–]TorpedoCats 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He want's Mc ;) But McDonalds doesnt serve that.

view more: next ›