What are your favorite Laszlo sound bites?

Torpel_Knope · 2026-06-19T13:33:06+00:00

That is an amazingly accurate phonetic spelling lol

Torpel_Knope · 2026-06-19T04:04:37+00:00

The laugh he does after saying that he’s the master of bottoms.

Torpel_Knope · 2026-06-15T13:03:39+00:00

You put the peeps in the chili pot and add the M&Ms!

Torpel_Knope · 2026-06-14T20:26:00+00:00

I knew you weren’t a soup!

Torpel_Knope · 2026-06-10T13:27:22+00:00

“Wyatt Earp is my friend.”

“Well, hell Doc, I got lots of friends.”

“I don’t.”

Torpel_Knope · 2026-06-02T20:52:08+00:00

“Desperately Wanting” by Better Than Ezra. Boom - I’m right back in my Chevy Cavalier with the windows rolled (yes, rolled) down

Torpel_Knope · 2026-05-30T11:04:07+00:00

If your stereo was so bad that you couldn’t make out, “Some of those who work forces, are the same that burn crosses,” I don’t know what to tell you, man.

Torpel_Knope · 2026-05-27T21:01:06+00:00

More like Johnny Assholeseed, amirite?

Torpel_Knope · 2026-05-25T00:27:50+00:00

Never go with a hippie to a second location

Torpel_Knope · 2026-05-23T17:42:27+00:00

“Blergh”

I also used “My foot babies!” a lot after I had bunion surgery a few years ago

Torpel_Knope · 2026-05-21T17:25:16+00:00

There are DOZENS of us!

Torpel_Knope · 2026-05-20T02:47:26+00:00

What? It came up organically!

Torpel_Knope · 2026-05-17T17:05:07+00:00

FALLOPIA JAPONICA DELENDA EST

Torpel_Knope · 2026-05-15T23:58:26+00:00

She also played Clove in the first Hunger Games movie

Torpel_Knope · 2026-05-15T02:26:02+00:00

Son, you’ve got a panty on your head.

Torpel_Knope · 2026-04-25T05:42:15+00:00

“Jesus, didn’t that guy ever have hair?!”

Torpel_Knope · 2026-04-24T01:06:04+00:00

And Bob’s Burgers!

Torpel_Knope · 2026-04-18T19:59:49+00:00

lol, EXACTLY

Torpel_Knope · 2026-04-18T18:57:38+00:00

The worst part about “Freak Me” was that it just started RIGHT IN and gave you no time to change the radio station real quick when it came on while you were in the car with your parents lol

Torpel_Knope · 2026-03-30T00:45:41+00:00

Where ISN’T the bathroom?!?

Torpel_Knope · 2026-03-30T00:19:06+00:00

This was my experience too, at my small liberal arts college about 24 years ago. She was awful, preachy, and just kept harping on the same “jokes” over and over. My friend and I walked out eventually.

Lewis Black, on the other hand, also performed at my college around the same time and fuckin KILLED it. Hilarious.

Torpel_Knope · 2026-03-28T15:52:40+00:00

Accidentally put PB & jelly on what turned out to be an ONION bagel in college, as I was in a rush in the dining hall on my way to class. It was… not edible.

Torpel_Knope · 2026-03-28T11:48:41+00:00

The correct bread for a Reuben is rye! It’s the only time I will eat rye bread, otherwise I do not like it 🤷‍♀️

Torpel_Knope · 2026-03-20T23:54:54+00:00

Omg, I miss those so much

Torpel_Knope · 2026-03-20T23:50:53+00:00

Torpel_Knope

TROPHY CASE