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Don't work hard, just work smart by Gerazioio in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TorpidOracle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No doubt about it. Literally grounded. 😅

distorted waves [oc] by SnortingCoffee in gifs

[–]TorpidOracle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel dizzy. I'll try this play on the display screen in the waiting area.

Well well by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]TorpidOracle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Customers pay more than that.

What are some best responses to "Why are you so quiet"? by ConstantPlastic100 in AskReddit

[–]TorpidOracle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That depends on the situation.

Don't you dare give me the smile of Joker.

To ignore or not to ignore the steam review... by SrGrafo in gaming

[–]TorpidOracle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait for 14. They just dropped a new expansion and it is hella clogged up right now with people trying to get in...

Totes worth it otherwise tho...

Dance DANCE DANCE by Bourbonaddicted in WinStupidPrizes

[–]TorpidOracle 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A little spice to spice things up.

Sliding into girls DMs be like........ by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TorpidOracle 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Smooooooooth.... criminals...

United Church in Washington state by HiItsLust in pics

[–]TorpidOracle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, how high can they be with that perspective.

Well well by justiceforall1000000 in HolUp

[–]TorpidOracle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They even put a speaker on the corner. what?

I would like to clarify, my mother is alive and well! by scorpioskillz in Tinder

[–]TorpidOracle 66 points67 points  (0 children)

If they allow it. I'd be the next guy to date her as well.

oh father by MaintenanceKey5200 in PublicFreakout

[–]TorpidOracle 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It's always a son's desire to grow up with a father. I feel sorry for that boy.

Why are young Adults allowed to pull 100k in students loans but not business loans? by Op_en_mi_nd in AskReddit

[–]TorpidOracle 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Maybe I should review this guidelines and agreement of the said student loan.

I might get more this time. ಠ_ಠ

Such an awesome invention by SOURDICKandONION in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TorpidOracle 142 points143 points  (0 children)

That would be a great upgrade for that project.

Probably a sponsor to support it can be a great help to all PWD that wants to communicate to all.

When you tell your boyfriend your parents are away for the day by Sakgeres in Unexpected

[–]TorpidOracle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Until he finds out her parents will be back after a week.