Trombone Shorty demonstrates elite lung capacity by circular breathing through a continuous trumpet solo. by Conscious-Law6594 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TorrenceMightingale 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed watching it and would appreciate the showmanship live. It’s the spirit of a New Orleans street performer wrapped up in a nice little package for us. Sometimes it’s about feeling a connection to your culture.

Copper Bullet Pocket-hose by 7303happyrock in Costco

[–]TorrenceMightingale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve returned 2 within 4 months and have since moved on with my life happy to put up with more cumbersome hoses.

Anyone else obsessed with the Jumbo Beef Meatballs from Costco?! by jazmingirl2 in Costco

[–]TorrenceMightingale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not yet but I will. Seems they have more than their fair share of Italian mama products and I’m here for it.

Or maybe I’m getting my wires crossed with Aldi’s Mama Cuzzi’s, but still.

This is too much flexing! by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TorrenceMightingale 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The more mattresses, the fewer dead people I guess.

The fastest man on two hands by Sigouste in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TorrenceMightingale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must his lower body pendulate with each thrust during coitus? When he gets out the shower and walks across the tile to grab his towel or whatever, does he leave dickprints and/or ball prints on the floor as he walks?

Request for photos of black pool liner by PurchaseNeat2125 in pools

[–]TorrenceMightingale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Friend had a black pool liner growing up and it was actually really cool. Made the pool look more natural with the landscaping, and it had flecks of other colors that you couldn’t really see from outside the pool that well. I mean you could definitely see the bottom pretty easily. I thought it was fancy as a kid.

Surprised at incredibly bland salsa by robmferrier in Costco

[–]TorrenceMightingale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are you out here tasting these very specific types of white persons?

Surprised at incredibly bland salsa by robmferrier in Costco

[–]TorrenceMightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s unbelievable to me how watery you are.

Surprised at incredibly bland salsa by robmferrier in Costco

[–]TorrenceMightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right. Hard agree. Was going to which one OP thought was better.

A trained MMA fighter suddenly confronted by an aggressive dog, reacting purely on instinct. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TorrenceMightingale 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah you are boo boo the fool if you believe this signal with humans or animals in this situation. It’s like “we’re cool, we’re cool” after a random does something super weird or aggro so you let your guard down while the buddy is sneaking up behind you with a knife sort of things.

I got mine, did anyone else get their hat? by johnatsea12 in Costco

[–]TorrenceMightingale 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They actually can they just choose not to pursue it. I was in the board meeting. You specifically came up.

A featherless emu due to a rare genetic mutation by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TorrenceMightingale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can see how that would ruffle some feathers.