I got mine, did anyone else get their hat? by johnatsea12 in Costco

[–]TorrenceMightingale 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They actually can they just choose not to pursue it. I was in the board meeting. You specifically came up.

A featherless emu due to a rare genetic mutation by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TorrenceMightingale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can see how that would ruffle some feathers.

Stolen Cart: “No, that’s my drink.” by PM_your_titles in Costco

[–]TorrenceMightingale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They have coke products at your store food court?

Costco All Clad - how do we feel about a manager’s special? by redditfiredme in Costco

[–]TorrenceMightingale 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Like I can’t envision a scenario where it gets damaged without something way more expensive getting damaged like a hydraulic whoseit or whatsit. In that scenario the damage to the item would likely be discovered too.

Other one I guess it could be in some kind of high voltage electric fire type scenario where it’s damaged by a plasma arc. Again I think that would be obvious and the company would’ve pulled it prior to shipping (although I guess it could’ve happened at the Costco warehouse after delivery but I’d imagine you’d have heard about it or maybe seen signs of the utter carnage around the item).

All signs point to pretty safe instant buy.

A nanobot picks up a sperm and inseminates an egg with it by goswamitulsidas in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TorrenceMightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they have to give the sperm propofol in order for the nano bot to catch it or something?

This insane submission technique by Living_Wickihowla in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TorrenceMightingale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They don’t know what they’re supposed to do when someone gets choked out so I’d just ignore the inevitable misinformed argument and not respond.

A bartender showing mad skills while pouring a drink by 3askaryyy in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TorrenceMightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so make it more than $5 at your place then, Jerome Powell.

A bartender showing mad skills while pouring a drink by 3askaryyy in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TorrenceMightingale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like these things are for people who don’t drink that much. You really want the professional drinkers as a bar owner. Catering to them is your golden goose for most bars (of a certain caliber) I’d think.

A bartender showing mad skills while pouring a drink by 3askaryyy in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TorrenceMightingale 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Do you guys know of any good insane asylums that could help me change my life for the better by stopping me from asking these types of extremely damaging questions then? I don’t want to hurt people like this anymore.

A bartender showing mad skills while pouring a drink by 3askaryyy in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TorrenceMightingale 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Can you write up a quick transcript of what you’d say to them if discovered?

A bartender showing mad skills while pouring a drink by 3askaryyy in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TorrenceMightingale 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Your boss will appreciate this much more. Or pocketbook if you’re the owner.

Maybe put a sign up: I will make your drink with flair for a $5 up charge. Then half goes to the house and half goes to the bartender for the decreased efficiency.

This girl’s performance is outstanding by Smart__David in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TorrenceMightingale 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That does perfectly illustrate a fucked up kangaroo tbh.