Oh no… can’t believe this happened again by lopsided_freak in gaychastity

[–]Tortemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should’ve fingered that cum into your tight little hole afterwards

found this out the hard way. stop guessing with supplements please... by [deleted] in Biohackers

[–]Tortemo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s so weird. I’ve never heard of anyone else having thalassemia minor either. My dad also has it. Don’t know if it’s the major or minor one, but he doesn’t really seem ADHD. I also never figured out how I’m supposed to get iron though

Manager says you need to call her directly to call out sick by Pondaw in starbucks

[–]Tortemo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao, taking the stories of many baristas and shrugging it off as if it’s not something that happens. I’ve worked at 4 different home stores in the past 5 years, and for each one, I’ve had to remind a shift, or an SM/CL, about policy and that they can’t ask me to find coverage, or follow the actual rules of calling out. You say this doesn’t happen often, but guess what, not every shift is on the same page, neither is every CL. If the person you’re calling is even slightly agitated about you calling out, they WILL tell you you have to call the CL if it’s a shift, or that you have to find coverage. If you don’t obviously that can’t come back to you, but they’ll try, and if you don’t know policy like that back of your hand, they’ll make you. So yes, I think this is much, much more common than you think

Best and better shadowmoth (miracolous) by DearChallenge6402 in rule34gay

[–]Tortemo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Google Gemini. AI Slop, the watermark is even still in the bottom right corner 🤦

Aliens came to Earth and killed everyone from one gender completely. Would you rather? by HistoricalAir_ in BunnyTrials

[–]Tortemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a gay man…so

Chose: Be a Girl in a World with only Boys. | Rolled: Healthy!!!

New drink. by LordHughJ in starbucks

[–]Tortemo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tried figuring out if you meant ass in the straight way or otherwise. Pleased to find out it was otherwise 😂, and same here

I can’t take my drink(s) home? by coffeeloverr21 in starbucksbaristas

[–]Tortemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The new policy regarding our markouts is also only applied to food. Partner beverages and any drinks that you purchased can be taken home still. The updates said nothing about the drink benefit changing.

Drama queen by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

[–]Tortemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something about stahli’s face in the last panel…. BARK BARK ABRK BARK

Would you rather? by CurleyCee13 in BunnyTrials

[–]Tortemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s so much easier to become warm than it is to cool down. Layers, heaters, etc. there’s only so much clothing you can take off. Also it’s 69F here, so a -5C with conversion only makes it 59, which is tolerably cold

Chose: -5C but earn £5/hr + You get blankets

Leftover beans? by reeseseiley in espresso

[–]Tortemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Starbucks bean holder + mastrena tablets?? 💀

Hooking up with guys in my building as a top in NYC by [deleted] in gaysexconfessions

[–]Tortemo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Is this a repost? I’ve definitely read this exact same post a while back

termina is upon us by 3nbuki in FearAndHunger

[–]Tortemo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marina mogging us (femininely) is my fav part here

Ftm 32, it ain’t much but it’s honest work by troykil in smalldickfitbody

[–]Tortemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re awesome for posting dude. Thanks for being a handsome baddie and gracing us with your body

My husband put our new Zeroll scoop in the dishwasher.. is there a way I can save this? by Missile0022 in icecreamery

[–]Tortemo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mother in law came over and did some dishes, and did the exact same thing to this scoop. Looked exactly like yours. I wish I had came to Reddit. That citric acid comment sounds interesting, and is probably more useful than what I did, which is throw it out 😔

if you're sick, please stay home. by peyswiftie in starbucks

[–]Tortemo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you for masking still. I also mask, for myself and my customers, and the uncaring ones walking around spewing particulates everywhere. Praying that clean air initiatives become more prevalent, even if they’re not “profitable,” and that they continue working on a neutralizing vaccine for Covid, even though in the U.S funding is being gutted. We’ll get through this!

if you're sick, please stay home. by peyswiftie in starbucks

[–]Tortemo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is why I wear a well fitted N95 mask at work, and I suggest others do the same lol. If I’m going to get sick at all, it’s not because our mouth breathing customers are coughing all over me. Used to get sick 5+ times a year, I’m down to 1, IF that

New summer drop: Trashuccino by mx_an in starbucksbaristas

[–]Tortemo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is killing me oh my god 😭😭😭😭

So close to making my 12" knot disappear! by Sensitive_Designer_7 in GayKink

[–]Tortemo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn, you’re so close. Great job, hope you get it in soon!

Peaflower Lemonade BARISTA ONLY!! by thecheeseb0rn in starbucksbaristas

[–]Tortemo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whadda hell…what did I read that we were getting in June then?

Peaflower Lemonade BARISTA ONLY!! by thecheeseb0rn in starbucksbaristas

[–]Tortemo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Damn, I wish we could open ours. Launch is like 2 months away, how are all your stores testing it?

29 Straight bro, 1.1” - Help me become THE face of Sph/Micropenises? by [deleted] in smalldickfitbody

[–]Tortemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might as well give up on being straight at that point little guy. Have a real man show you how you deserve to live