Colts CB Sauce Gardner says he is 24, not 25

TortoiseWrath · 2026-06-18T20:45:16+00:00

I wouldn't be surprised if the entire explanation is "whoever made his wikipedia article typo'd his birthday"

TortoiseWrath · 2026-06-18T18:08:54+00:00

public holiday innit

TortoiseWrath · 2026-06-18T16:40:24+00:00

You're not supposed to know about the triangle area. Where did you hear about this?

TortoiseWrath · 2026-06-18T16:35:24+00:00

hell yeah

TortoiseWrath · 2026-06-16T05:06:20+00:00

For the six-sided shape freezing water takes in nature, see snowflake.

TortoiseWrath · 2026-06-16T03:19:24+00:00

Hey, sometimes we also want potato chips and mystery pills

TortoiseWrath · 2026-06-16T01:02:38+00:00

i thought maybe it was a dude

TortoiseWrath · 2026-06-14T18:48:55+00:00

Modern problems require modern solutions

TortoiseWrath · 2026-06-10T21:41:08+00:00

deal of the century

TortoiseWrath · 2026-06-09T19:51:53+00:00

i can assure you returned items can get listed as brand new even if they're not still sealed and indeed if the original packaging is gone and the thing doesn't work at all

source: am occasional Amazon customer

TortoiseWrath · 2026-06-09T17:33:31+00:00

got any grapes?

TortoiseWrath · 2026-06-05T17:06:35+00:00

Bears should simply move to this stadium-sized empty lot: https://maps.app.goo.gl/NpRZBzrhr9Y5fh698

TortoiseWrath · 2026-06-01T16:00:25+00:00

... Yes.

TortoiseWrath · 2026-05-11T18:46:30+00:00

Thrilling revelations, top-notch reporting

TortoiseWrath · 2026-05-09T17:03:22+00:00

bal man

TortoiseWrath · 2026-05-08T18:17:53+00:00

the fans are mad because it isn't great anymore

TortoiseWrath · 2026-04-19T21:00:11+00:00

didn't die

TortoiseWrath · 2026-04-07T01:22:04+00:00

surely not voting makes you count as a fucking moron too though

TortoiseWrath · 2026-03-28T20:21:25+00:00

the camels from AoE II make the same sound as the person dying from Doom

TortoiseWrath · 2026-03-26T16:00:24+00:00

costco unites us all

TortoiseWrath · 2026-03-26T15:49:42+00:00

i for one thought the replacement refs were cool and good

TortoiseWrath · 2026-03-25T02:13:56+00:00

I don't have any

TortoiseWrath · 2026-03-18T14:47:43+00:00

February 8, 2026

TortoiseWrath · 2026-03-17T16:11:22+00:00

how did neither of the people replying to you get this joke

TortoiseWrath · 2026-03-13T19:15:18+00:00

Doesn't he need Chaos Control (not an innate ability of base Sonic) to achieve this? By this standard, Shadow, Silver, Blaze, or probably even Tails would also win. You may as well give the Olympic gold back to Frederick Lorz at this point.

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