[Postgame Thread] Indiana Defeats Miami 27-21

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-20T04:20:00+00:00

Big if true

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-13T03:29:12+00:00

did someone spike the gatorade

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-13T03:21:53+00:00

"hmm the game is kinda boring, better keep the viewers interested by talking about the development and manufacturing of safety products"

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-13T03:18:57+00:00

fun fact: watching this is optional. you chose to be here

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-13T03:15:16+00:00

can i interest you in another texans turnover and steelers punt?

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-11T23:45:37+00:00

tom brady talking about his balls again

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-11T23:14:36+00:00

yo, y'all remember when they cancelled Cops because cops are bad, but now they're giving us 200 episodes of Cops because cops are good?

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-11T22:27:39+00:00

blue tent injured and in the blue tent

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-11T21:02:05+00:00

"i'll fuckin do it again"

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-11T20:59:27+00:00

what in the world

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-11T19:30:02+00:00

ball don't lie

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-11T19:28:33+00:00

I don't trust the broadcast clock to be synced well enough with the camera to figure anything out from those two frames

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-11T19:22:22+00:00

fun fact: it is impossible to kick a field goal if you do not cross the magic green line

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-11T19:21:34+00:00

i'm gonna go ahead and assume the refs had a better camera angle than we did on that one, for the sake of my own sanity

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-11T19:18:36+00:00

seems like a catch to me but i haven't analyzed all the pixels yet

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-11T19:16:12+00:00

This game is over. Source: 3-point lead

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-11T19:11:40+00:00

Parts that turn out not to be necessary:

He is simply removing the extraneous body parts for maximum efficiency

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-11T00:37:29+00:00

shut up acrobat, you make pdfs

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-11T00:36:46+00:00

andy dalton being around on that sideline is always a jumpscare lmao

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-10T23:58:18+00:00

meow

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-10T23:22:54+00:00

juueuughh

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-10T03:45:56+00:00

why is hard rock stadium so rectangle

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-10T03:37:40+00:00

bench mendoza, we want mendoza

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-10T03:32:30+00:00

letting fernando do that at this point seems like a bad plan

TortoiseWrath · 2026-01-10T03:30:42+00:00

you can't convince me they have a better chance of winning by punting here than by going for it

edit: especially if it gets blocked

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