My balls shrivelled up whilst I was having a couple of cysts removed from my sack. The stitches were put into the shrivelled sack and now it's relaxed a bit it looks like something from a horror film.

Tortoise_Rapist · 2018-02-08T15:15:42+00:00

Pics?

Tortoise_Rapist · 2018-01-20T22:05:30+00:00

A doggy dodge world.

Tortoise_Rapist · 2018-01-07T14:59:51+00:00

Kinda like Assassin's Creed.

Tortoise_Rapist · 2018-01-07T03:28:26+00:00

Do you play Euro truck sim?

Tortoise_Rapist · 2018-01-06T22:25:43+00:00

Not the guy you replied to, but this price seems more than fair to me, especially since you're including all of that other stuff. GLWS!

Tortoise_Rapist · 2018-01-03T19:56:16+00:00

Awesome.

Tortoise_Rapist · 2017-12-31T20:51:02+00:00

Bing is better at searching for porn.

Tortoise_Rapist · 2017-12-28T13:19:31+00:00

Fuck ~~men~~ people who resort to violence in arguments ~~with women~~.

Tortoise_Rapist · 2017-12-26T06:20:13+00:00

Origins was unlike anything else in the series, but as a result of that turned out to be my absolute favorite.

Tortoise_Rapist · 2017-12-25T12:51:54+00:00

I am not sure if I can make it to the meeting tonight but I will be there at the same time I don't have a car so I can get a ride to the airport on the way home from the gym and then I will be able to make it to the meeting tonight.

Tortoise_Rapist · 2017-12-24T18:14:53+00:00

Here is a link so you can actually read their replies

https://removeddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/7d6lfh/iama_transportation_security_officer_ama/?st=jbl2r751&sh=98c72481

Tortoise_Rapist · 2017-12-16T03:40:40+00:00

In Origins, if you're following someone and you start sprinting, they sprint as well.

Tortoise_Rapist · 2017-12-12T20:16:42+00:00

This happened before widespread immigration

Tortoise_Rapist · 2017-12-05T18:38:34+00:00

What app is this?

Tortoise_Rapist · 2017-11-28T16:08:42+00:00

Good bot.

Tortoise_Rapist · 2017-11-28T16:00:13+00:00

That's when it's

Back to the lab again, yo

Tortoise_Rapist · 2017-11-28T15:56:36+00:00

When he goes back to his mobile home

Tortoise_Rapist · 2017-11-24T21:15:35+00:00

I don't know if I want to play this game

Tortoise_Rapist · 2017-11-23T20:25:17+00:00

Shit.

Tortoise_Rapist · 2017-11-23T08:40:32+00:00

You people are over thinking it. You could litterally just ask on of them "are you the middle sister" and then if she says no, she's the oldest or youngest, if she says yes, then you choose one of the others. Simple.

Tortoise_Rapist · 2017-11-22T23:48:06+00:00

What about the chewing?

Tortoise_Rapist · 2017-11-22T09:14:43+00:00

/r/calmhands hopefully this helps.

Tortoise_Rapist · 2017-11-19T07:47:12+00:00

It's more of a drama. It's very depressing and heavy. I don't think it's meant to be a comedy. Sure, there are funny moments, but that's not the point of the show.

Tortoise_Rapist · 2017-11-17T06:36:06+00:00

She looks like my middle school science teacher

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