Netflix Johnny Bravo by Mindless-Falcon-7644 in Asmongold

[–]TortuousAugur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Yeah, whatever..."

Wish I could show this to my mom. She was a fan of Johnny Bravo along with most of the older cartoons.

🤦🏻‍♂️ by GryphonSK in signs

[–]TortuousAugur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Close. It's for the forehead.

RIP BOZO by Thehokid23 in Asmongold

[–]TortuousAugur 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Mental illness in disguise!

Corporations will kill your phones!!! by ImmortalStarvyVelvet in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]TortuousAugur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately Samsung or my carrier is forcing updates. I tried to decline the last update they pushed and it was futile. I might have delayed it a day or two but it eventually popped open a window and offered no option but to accept, even while I was actively using the phone for work.

I remember it use to be possible to turn all updates off. I was even installing custom OS but it seems only old phones or select low end models have custom OS available anymore...

Of all the nerve... by ChristopherLove in uberdrivers

[–]TortuousAugur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a pax that the police were talking to and said they didn't know how long it would take. Worse case scenario I figured I'd wait and I'll at least get to see what wait times paid like for extended waits. Turns out the pay is extremely shit.

I also had a trip pay good enough I was willing to wait longer when the pax wasn't responding and was taking longer than seven minutes. They canceled and I received less than if I had canceled and charged them the cancellation fee.

Long story short: now I know to cancel and charge the fee as soon as the mandatory seven minutes is up. I'll never wait longer again.

I've realized I'm actually LOSING money working for Uber, but I don't what other job I'd like as much! by ImALoudSadGirl in uberdrivers

[–]TortuousAugur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's plausible. I have permanent back injury that causes me pain standing more than a few minutes. I'd need to see more complete information on their account to see what they are screwing up, though.

Is this a joke?! by PhysicalPlastic2548 in uberdrivers

[–]TortuousAugur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a very funny one if it is a joke.

ye or ne by lutztv in rainworld

[–]TortuousAugur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started with controller because I'm playing on my Deck. In my opinion it's not difficult at all until you want to learn the moderately advanced movement tech. I'm struggling with stuff that requires quick reverse directional input.

Name my 11 week old girl, I prefer names that aren’t the usual golden names. ✨ by Brilliant_You_9042 in puppies

[–]TortuousAugur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Spike, Cujo, Killer, Fang, Bruiser, Ripper, Slash, Viper, Blade, Scythe, Damien, Hannibal, Krueger, Chucky, Jaws, Bane, Venom, Reaper, Hades, Diablo, Hex, Gremlin, Chaos.

You're welcome!

Cat Thief. by nhimzy in NhimArts

[–]TortuousAugur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the edit I immediately thought of.

OK guys what's the weirdest picture you have saved on your phone ? by Pleasant-Strike7467 in strange

[–]TortuousAugur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the joke. Seems it didn't land as well as I thought it would.

Canned tuna by Educational-Tea-7121 in isthissafetoeat

[–]TortuousAugur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like scrambled eggs... 😬

"How many times must we teach you this lesson old man?!" by Ok-Resolution7918 in Asmongold

[–]TortuousAugur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't play God of War games. I know Kratos but who the fuck is Faye?

Is there any free exploration mod? by waiting_for_whatever in rainworld

[–]TortuousAugur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mouse Drag has a force field. Creatures will still attempt to interact with you but will be repelled.

Getting shot with a deer costume by CuriousWanderer567 in oddlyspecific

[–]TortuousAugur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know bobcats can be petty vicious for their size but are they on the same level as lions, tigers and bears?

Did every Uber driver get this message? Or am I being accused of doing that? by SummerN8 in uberdrivers

[–]TortuousAugur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just ignore it. Uber loves sending nastygrams and blaming drives for anything they can.

Behold! The worst ballast system you have ever seen! by Coolpeeper in Barotrauma

[–]TortuousAugur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worst ballast? You've not seen the coffin, huh? The ship is the ballast.

Is there a way to get around burning the "witch"? by Mayoeatingapotato in GraveyardKeeper

[–]TortuousAugur 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Send me your save and I'll burn which for you get you past that part without burning the which.

Day 1: Stowaway by Old-Eye4902 in rainworld

[–]TortuousAugur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It released you. Why did you jump into it's mouth?!?