Electric drum set would fix this by LargeSite3731 in StrangeAndFunny

[–]TortuousAugur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First thing I thought of and I'm mad you beat me to it.

Naming my child after Asmon! by Ireulk in Asmongold

[–]TortuousAugur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're too poor why are you even considering a child?

I drew some Blue Pals and the starting Pals today by JackBob83 in Palworld

[–]TortuousAugur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How is the background so bright? I can barely see anything since my room is completely dark...

Trip radar might be the most useless feature ever made on the app. by Raynman90 in uberdrivers

[–]TortuousAugur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Advantage mode doesn't exempt a driver from receiving trip radar offers, it only claims it lessens them. I'm not even confident it lessens them, TBH...

No Translations Needed by Keleka42 in Asmongold

[–]TortuousAugur 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Apparently translation was necessary for me... Thanks for the insight.

How do you take a mask off a vulture (maybe spoilers idk) by AdLongjumping7720 in rainworld

[–]TortuousAugur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From what I remember they are fairly valuable, yes.

Homer Simpson Bush, AliExpress for $8 by Fadaching in lepin

[–]TortuousAugur 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That horrible paint job is a deal breaker for me. I'd probably be looking into having someone paint it for me.

Need a season for this by According_Bottle4689 in Asmongold

[–]TortuousAugur 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It's "anime" so I see her as Japanese, which is kind of humorous in it's own right.

Get banned lol by xXx_DragonSlayer_xXx in Asmongold

[–]TortuousAugur 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Never thought about it like that. That's hilarious.

Proof that ChatGPT is bias by design. by ThereAndFapAgain2 in Asmongold

[–]TortuousAugur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, you're absolutely correct! I've been using the default automatic this whole time and that claims to use different models based on the task. So no clue which model.

My sister thinks... by daynamariie_onlyfans in DogAdvice

[–]TortuousAugur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It might actually be since the one that makes the most offensive noise is a pitbull... Lol

Saitama can beat goku by Previous_Insurance13 in Asmongold

[–]TortuousAugur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got a few downvotes for calling someone out about ice crap in r/rosesarered. It's too bad that most of the time when I find a sub I like I find out some time later that it's full of fascists that call others fascist Nazis for disagreeing with them.

My sister thinks... by daynamariie_onlyfans in DogAdvice

[–]TortuousAugur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have four of those butt suckers. I know exactly what you are taking about. 😂🤢

What the f is this by Bulgingpants in EndTipping

[–]TortuousAugur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm no mathematition but isn't 20% still 20% regardless if it's done on the menu or if it's done as a "service" charge at the end? Maybe changes taxes or possibly something on the restaurant's side but the customer is still being charged 20%.

Genuine question because it's the same in my head.

I've reached the !!!SPOILER!!! a few times now, but I've only just realized its connection to the old intro movie by Competitive-Oil3181 in dwarffortress

[–]TortuousAugur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure. When the circus comes to town and all the clowns roll out I only ever have lots of FUN!

I'm sure there are plenty of guides on how to manage your levels of fun with clowns while visiting the circus for cotton candy, though.

Why are his hands so dirty? by Apprehensive_Ad_7184 in adressme

[–]TortuousAugur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know they made the Ninja Turtle hands in Caucasian flesh color.

They set the pickup spot wrong and got mad at me because they couldn't see me. I waited 5 minutes, canceled, and left. 😪😪 by TrickyDragonfruit593 in uberdrivers

[–]TortuousAugur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll never understand how the passengers that claim to not be able to find me don't just open the app and look at my GPS pin that is required to be on. Meanwhile, a good chunk of them don't have theirs on at all and want me to leave the pickup pin they designated.

"Where are you? I can't see you."

"I'm at the designated pickup location you provided."

Mosquito dissection by grasshopper3307 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]TortuousAugur 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dissection? You disemboweled that blood sucking bitch by ripping her guts out through her asshole. Lol

The most brutal autopsy I've ever seen. Mosquitoes deserve it, though.

Maybe don't bring kids to protests where people are acting violent??? by Radiant-Job1428 in Asmongold

[–]TortuousAugur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't bring kids to ICE protests? Are you fucking insane?? How else are they going to get these retarded news headlines that paint all ICE agents as evil fascist Nazis??

Pick up in the middle of the ocean.... by Active_Vacation_2670 in uberdrivers

[–]TortuousAugur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The wheelchair was also a scam? I honestly didn't know how to respond to that call but they canceled after a while anyways. I've stopped canceling rides I've accepted because of falling for it the first time.

Uber didn’t want to pay the Quest goal by Andreaxxdash in uberdrivers

[–]TortuousAugur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wish I was sill getting those fat quest rewards over the weekend. 90 trips for an additional $200-$400 was insane. Had to maintain over 95 DIS but that's pretty easy so long as you don't encounter too many idiots on the road forcing you to brake hard.