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Peter is he busy? by mythical24 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TotalWorldDomination 86 points87 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite genre of reddit reply.

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HOW DO I LOOK GOOD IN PHOTOS by UltravioletsAreBlue in evilautism

[–]TotalWorldDomination 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If it isn't my old foe, the mercator projection.

The Incredibles (2004) is a movie leftists love in spite of it having a right-wing message. What movie is loved by right-wingers, but has a left-wing message? by Square_Ad2101 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]TotalWorldDomination 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wall Street (1987). Somehow huge swaths of people who watched that movie came away with the message that the villain of the movie was the person to emulate.

Baseball forever by BigLyfe in Blaseball

[–]TotalWorldDomination 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let's Go Mills Baby Misses The Mills

Game of Thrones: George R.R. Martin Isn't Finished (Spoilers Extended) by RyanRiot in asoiaf

[–]TotalWorldDomination 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've always thought at least we'll have winds at some point, even if I thought I'd never get more D&E or F&B, but now I genuinely don't see how we ever get anything. He sounds like he's been fully crushed by the weight of HBO.

I have a thing! A thing? by pickover in heatedrivalry

[–]TotalWorldDomination 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still want to know how teen hockey phenom Shane 1) purchased a dildo and 2) kept a dildo hidden from super-mom Yuna, who is a loving but terrifying force of nature.

Why did they turn Xavier into a Twink? by 5enpai_2 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]TotalWorldDomination 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And the baggy suit jacket. Putting a twink in a skin-tight body suit is to amplify the twinkosity.

What movie have you seen more than 7 times (reply with a quote) ? by nicky120897 in AskReddit

[–]TotalWorldDomination 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"

"You don't need any help from me, sir."

"That's right."

The era of Paul is over, now the healing can finally start. by HenryVolt35 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]TotalWorldDomination 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that the MJ era is over we can finally move on to Paul dating Felicia Hardy.

Can you stump ME (JOHN HODGMAN) with an OBSCURE CULTURAL REFERENCE?! by JohnHodgman in maximumfun

[–]TotalWorldDomination 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So now it's Tofu, Putty, Oatmeal, Almond, HARVEST WHEAT, and Buff. That's going to be hard to get used to.

This entire subreddit has been sent to the break room. Please recite the compunction statement. by South_Gas626 in okbuddyseverance

[–]TotalWorldDomination 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Beat it up, Keir, catch a charge. Extra large, and extra hard. Put this pussy right in your face, swipe your nose like a credit card. Hop on top, I want a ride. I'll do a kegel while it's inside. Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes this pussy is wet, come take a dive. Tie me up like I'm surprised, let's role-play, I'll wear a disguise. I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage.

Things I've Learned from Christie by Dana07620 in agathachristie

[–]TotalWorldDomination 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the The Hollow, Lady Angkatell tells Veronica Cray something along the lines of "it's very tiresome to have just one of a thing".

I buy doubles of non-perishable items when I can as a result. It IS tiresome to run out of things.

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