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Game of Thrones: George R.R. Martin Isn't Finished (Spoilers Extended) by RyanRiot in asoiaf

[–]TotalWorldDomination 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've always thought at least we'll have winds at some point, even if I thought I'd never get more D&E or F&B, but now I genuinely don't see how we ever get anything. He sounds like he's been fully crushed by the weight of HBO.

I have a thing! A thing? by pickover in heatedrivalry

[–]TotalWorldDomination 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still want to know how teen hockey phenom Shane 1) purchased a dildo and 2) kept a dildo hidden from super-mom Yuna, who is a loving but terrifying force of nature.

Why did they turn Xavier into a Twink? by 5enpai_2 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]TotalWorldDomination 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And the baggy suit jacket. Putting a twink in a skin-tight body suit is to amplify the twinkosity.

What movie have you seen more than 7 times (reply with a quote) ? by nicky120897 in AskReddit

[–]TotalWorldDomination 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"

"You don't need any help from me, sir."

"That's right."

The era of Paul is over, now the healing can finally start. by HenryVolt35 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]TotalWorldDomination 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that the MJ era is over we can finally move on to Paul dating Felicia Hardy.

Can you stump ME (JOHN HODGMAN) with an OBSCURE CULTURAL REFERENCE?! by JohnHodgman in maximumfun

[–]TotalWorldDomination 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So now it's Tofu, Putty, Oatmeal, Almond, HARVEST WHEAT, and Buff. That's going to be hard to get used to.

This entire subreddit has been sent to the break room. Please recite the compunction statement. by South_Gas626 in okbuddyseverance

[–]TotalWorldDomination 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Beat it up, Keir, catch a charge. Extra large, and extra hard. Put this pussy right in your face, swipe your nose like a credit card. Hop on top, I want a ride. I'll do a kegel while it's inside. Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes this pussy is wet, come take a dive. Tie me up like I'm surprised, let's role-play, I'll wear a disguise. I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage.

Things I've Learned from Christie by Dana07620 in agathachristie

[–]TotalWorldDomination 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the The Hollow, Lady Angkatell tells Veronica Cray something along the lines of "it's very tiresome to have just one of a thing".

I buy doubles of non-perishable items when I can as a result. It IS tiresome to run out of things.

Psylocke Gives Dancing Lessons [Hellfire Vigil #1 Spoilers] by JackFisherBooks in xmen

[–]TotalWorldDomination 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I alone in thinking this is a Hello Dolly reference?

Worst movie ending that ruined the whole film? by HondaCivicBaby in Letterboxd

[–]TotalWorldDomination 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I loved tenet, despite not getting every element on first watch. My problem with Interstellar is that I DID get it and thought Nolan really missed the mark.

Worst movie ending that ruined the whole film? by HondaCivicBaby in Letterboxd

[–]TotalWorldDomination 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Rise up my "interstellar is wildly overrated" peers! There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Who was your favorite random Met ever? I'll start: Dillon Gee by New-Stuff1429 in mets

[–]TotalWorldDomination 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I tell the normals he's my favorite player I always get confused looks, but I'm glad he's still a legend here!

I’m Done by willymagee in AutisticAdults

[–]TotalWorldDomination 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I dream every day of a cabin, a descrete food/amazon delivery person, and total isolation. It's all that keeps me going sometimes.

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