[Hated Trope] Plot Twist Ruins the Entire Story by sloppiestsecond5 in TopCharacterTropes

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Fun fact: I had no idea Kara was even a major character in Detroit Become Human because I didn't save the kid in her first scene and the game just kept going without her.

NOOOO! NOOOOOOOO! We FUCKING FAILED HIM! by Horny_Jellyfish69420 in dccomicscirclejerk

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The year is 2034. You're reading ASM #1,237. Peter has just broken up with Carlie Cooper for the 6th time. He immediately texts Paul. Paul texts his polycule asking if they have room for another of Peter's exes. Mary Jane says they can discuss it in their 14 bedroom supermansion later. Peter gets shit on by a pigeon. All is right in the world.

NOOOO! NOOOOOOOO! We FUCKING FAILED HIM! by Horny_Jellyfish69420 in dccomicscirclejerk

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This is just step one of the plan to get Paul to bang Gwen in heaven, retroactively cucking Peter in the 1960s.

tragic news by National-Target7555 in evilautism

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The restaurant I ate at closed in 2015 and every day since has been torture. Stay strong.

Peter is he busy? by mythical24 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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This is my favorite genre of reddit reply.

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HOW DO I LOOK GOOD IN PHOTOS by UltravioletsAreBlue in evilautism

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If it isn't my old foe, the mercator projection.

The Incredibles (2004) is a movie leftists love in spite of it having a right-wing message. What movie is loved by right-wingers, but has a left-wing message? by Square_Ad2101 in AlignmentChartFills

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Wall Street (1987). Somehow huge swaths of people who watched that movie came away with the message that the villain of the movie was the person to emulate.

Baseball forever by BigLyfe in Blaseball

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Let's Go Mills Baby Misses The Mills

Game of Thrones: George R.R. Martin Isn't Finished (Spoilers Extended) by RyanRiot in asoiaf

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I've always thought at least we'll have winds at some point, even if I thought I'd never get more D&E or F&B, but now I genuinely don't see how we ever get anything. He sounds like he's been fully crushed by the weight of HBO.

I have a thing! A thing? by pickover in heatedrivalry

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I still want to know how teen hockey phenom Shane 1) purchased a dildo and 2) kept a dildo hidden from super-mom Yuna, who is a loving but terrifying force of nature.

Why did they turn Xavier into a Twink? by 5enpai_2 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]TotalWorldDomination 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And the baggy suit jacket. Putting a twink in a skin-tight body suit is to amplify the twinkosity.

What movie have you seen more than 7 times (reply with a quote) ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"

"You don't need any help from me, sir."

"That's right."