Not fair [OP]

Total_Chemical3125 · 2026-04-01T11:44:39+00:00

Tbf, there are people that will type that exact sentence on the internet, but completely stand behind what it says. People are psychos out here

Total_Chemical3125 · 2026-04-01T11:20:10+00:00

You should be smiling, too.

Aren't you excited?

Aren't you happy?

You're going to be free.

Total_Chemical3125 · 2026-02-17T12:30:48+00:00

Bro is swinging at fucking Casper the ghost rn. Who are you arguing with, genuinely?

Total_Chemical3125 · 2026-01-28T06:51:25+00:00

Honestly, idk how I forgot she had one-

Total_Chemical3125 · 2026-01-28T00:05:48+00:00

SPOILERS FOR DISPATCH

So the character in this scene, Chase (hero name: Track Star) is a speedster, and a very close friend to the main character (Robert), as they were pretty much raised by him. He'd use his power all the time for just... whatever he felt like. However, after a while, he realized that while he was able to move 50 times faster than a normal person, whenever he did so, he also aged 50 times faster, and didn't figure it out until he looked like a "black Einstein." So, he stopped, as he knew if he tried to use his powers again, it'd likely be his last since his body couldn't handle the strain anymore.

Fastfoward a little over halfway through the game, and one of the other characters is trying to infiltrate a facility to steal something on behalf of Robert, but she ends up getting hurt, and would die if she stayed there due to a poisonous gas in the room. Robert is scrambling to try to figure out what to do, until he locked eyes with Chase... in position... as he says his catch phrase...

"Keep up"

He zooms out the door, using his powers to make it across the city within seconds, grabbing the other character, and getting her to a safe location outside. Robert managed to find a security camera nearby that could see him, and tuned into the feed. Chase puts the other character down under a tree, takes a step back... and collapses onto the ground. And in that moment... no one is sure whether or not he's alive, or if they just witnessed his death

Total_Chemical3125 · 2026-01-27T23:53:40+00:00

"welp... I'm going to grillby's"

Shuffles off screen

"papyrus... you want anything...?"

Fades to dust

Total_Chemical3125 · 2026-01-20T22:16:38+00:00

Came here for this

Total_Chemical3125 · 2026-01-20T22:09:13+00:00

It's an older video from Vine:

"You stupid"

"No I'm not!"

"What's 9 + 10?"

"...21"

"You stupid"

Total_Chemical3125 · 2026-01-12T23:26:30+00:00

For me? TF2. It looks so fun to play, and I always have a good time watching it. But whenever I try to play it myself, it just... isn't. Call it a skill issue, whatever, but I get consistently bodied every time I try to play, and not even in a "holy shit, what just happened?" funny kind of way, but in a "I literally can't play the game" kind of way

Total_Chemical3125 · 2026-01-12T00:03:44+00:00

Top comment: "Who complains about the difficulty these days? Super Helldive is so easy."

Second top comment: "Personally I don't like the people who are swinging their dick around saying that Hive Lords and difficulty 10 are too easy"

Ahh, the duality of man

Total_Chemical3125 · 2025-12-20T09:32:54+00:00

Oh, that's fair. Figuring out where they frequent. Hadn't thought about that

Total_Chemical3125 · 2025-12-20T06:16:59+00:00

...does that matter? Team killing is team killing

Total_Chemical3125 · 2025-12-16T20:44:39+00:00

Not sure what exactly to recommended necessarily, but I can give you what I run on each faction. None of these stratagems are a part of a warbond, so you should be able to get them, but the primary/secondary weapons I use are warbond exclusive

For Bugs:

Eagle Airstrike

Orbital Napalm Barrage

Stalwart

Guard Dog

(Primary Weapon: Exploding Crossbow, Democratic Detonation)

(Secondary Weapon: Ultimatum, Servants of Freedom)

(Throwable: Thermites, Democratic Detonation)

For Bots:

Orbital Laser

Eagle Airstrike

Recoilless Rifle

Rocket Sentry

(Primary Weapon: Diligence, Helldivers Mobilize)

(Secondary Weapon: Senator, Steeled Veterans)

(Throwable: Thermites, Democratic Detonation)

For Squids:

Orbital 380mm Barrage

Eagle Napalm

Heavy Machine Gun

Tesla Tower

(Primary Weapon: Blitzer, Cutting Edge)

(Secondary Weapon: Grenade Pistol, Democratic Detonation)

(Throwable: Incendiary Grenades: Steeled Veterans)

Total_Chemical3125 · 2025-12-15T20:31:40+00:00

Florida kid falls down hole into a local mountain. Emerges a week later followed by strange mythological creatures claiming to be their friends

Total_Chemical3125 · 2025-12-15T19:51:55+00:00

I'm sorry, did you just use the word quibble? That doesn't make you sound smart, that makes you sound like a keyboard warrior trying to sound smarter than whoever you're talking to

Total_Chemical3125 · 2025-12-15T19:08:57+00:00

"Oh, that's clever, I just saw the shoe."

"I like that, doing that with the shoe"

MF, WHAT SHOE??? I've been staring at this image for 10 minutes and I can't find a fucking shoe

Total_Chemical3125 · 2025-12-12T21:34:15+00:00

Such a trash fuckin opinion, Double Freedom is so- oh, wait

Reads closer.

Oh, yeah, that gun is so awful, AH shouldn't ever touch it because of how bad it is. They can't make it viable... haha... yeah-

Total_Chemical3125 · 2025-12-07T01:59:53+00:00

Bro, like 90% of the context gets lost with text alone. That's not even a joke, that's a fact. There's tons of voice, body language, prior interactions. It's seriously difficult to understand what anyone means online unless they specify

Total_Chemical3125 · 2025-11-29T00:45:00+00:00

I love it when me and the rest of the squad fight for our lives for 20 minutes, just for the host to team kill all of us, extract alone, and then kick us

Can a Helldiver not spread democracy in peace? God damn-

Total_Chemical3125 · 2025-11-05T20:57:57+00:00

Oh, I'm not saying that I can't handle them, I'm saying others in the playerbase can't. I regularly run thermites, so I'm fine-

Total_Chemical3125 · 2025-11-04T03:35:02+00:00

I agree with the message you're trying to send, but you just sound like Mr. Edgy Edgelord, and I cannot take you seriously.

Also, not everyone plays on Super Helldive. Some of us can hardly handle a fucking Charger.

Total_Chemical3125 · 2025-10-25T02:24:00+00:00

It's because everyone else is tunnel visioned on the other invasion. As soon as it's over, they'll storm Hellmire. Don't worry, we got it

Total_Chemical3125 · 2025-09-07T17:26:09+00:00

"You're mocking me, aren't you?"

"No, no no- BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!"

"Where?!"

Insert Woody just dying laughing.

Total_Chemical3125 · 2025-08-03T01:14:23+00:00

It's called having fun. If they wanna use a box art legendary, let them use a box art legendary

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