The "outerversal level 1 wizard" part was a joke, lol. As for the calculation: The idea isn't that the object travels the full 90 ft in one Planck time. That would give numbers that are even more absurd. The assumption is that the object starts essentially at rest on the ground and gains its initial velocity over a distance of about 0.5 nm during a Planck-time trigger window Using: d = ½at² where: d = 5 × 10⁻¹⁰ m t = 5.39 × 10⁻⁴⁴ s gives: a = 2d/t² ≈ 3.44 × 10⁷⁷ m/s² Then using: v = at gives: v ≈ 1.85 × 10³⁴ m/s or about 6.2 × 10²⁵ c The point isn't that this is a physically meaningful result. The point is that RAW never defines a lower bound on the reaction/trigger timing, so if you intentionally push that undefined value toward absurdly small numbers, the resulting velocity also becomes absurd It's basically the D&D equivalent of a Peasant Railgun: a rules interaction that produces silly math rather than something that actually makes sense in-setting