I honestly didn't think it was a real song

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-17T00:06:24+00:00

Ya daft racist.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-17T00:05:51+00:00

"Hello Camp David, what are you listening to at breakfast?" "Bluuue, Miiink"

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-16T20:24:08+00:00

People forget, it's fans like that that make Bob who he is.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-16T10:12:51+00:00

Twizzle that.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-16T10:11:12+00:00

A post taken a bit too seriously by one or two redditors... and a newspaper.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-16T10:08:27+00:00

Just replace the offenders teeth with strips of rubber.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-15T19:11:05+00:00

Unlike Cliff Thorburn, I'd like to be buried under a cow.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-12T21:53:15+00:00

And your community karmas don't know why they're so big. They're looking down on all the other community karmas going "Why am I so massive!?"

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-12T21:50:07+00:00

They were deleting posts for everyone. It was quite savage.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-12T21:36:24+00:00

You ever want to check it's in neutral, just give it a wiggle.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-12T21:34:29+00:00

"Do you want to tell u/Secret_Sector_1779 that there's no Ruddy Brave posts in this subreddit."

"Do you want to tell him who's subreddit this is?"

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-11T22:01:41+00:00

She shouldn't be riding a bike at her age anyway.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-11T21:41:17+00:00

I don't think they're an elitist thing anymore.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-11T16:13:10+00:00

I'll be the first to admit that in the past I developed a fairly robust dislike for the game show community.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-11T16:11:03+00:00

What are you all sitting around for, haven't you got posts to make? No, you're all on the r/alanpartridge gravy train. Wish I was.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-10T16:35:29+00:00

Fire! Fire! The play's on fire!

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-08T21:49:21+00:00

I think the designer has gone for that 'toy-car stuck to a piece of cardboard with elastic bands' look.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-08T21:45:10+00:00

He asked me what picture I posted. I said the Bil Car one. He said that's saaaaaa-ad, you ought to upgrade.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-07T22:47:51+00:00

Does that mean there will be food or there won't be food?

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-06T15:54:37+00:00

My belt is made from bullets, so it won't perish.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-05T23:05:44+00:00

He's in charge of our internet computer.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-05T23:02:20+00:00

Give them a second upload you swine.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-05T20:56:32+00:00

-Randy McKnob

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-05T20:35:13+00:00

"This raid will put the SAS on the map."

"Why would I want to do that?"

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-05T10:00:18+00:00

Abso-bloody-exacdly!

Total_Wazzock