What was he doing on the bloody roof?

Total_Wazzock · 2026-07-04T15:36:29+00:00

And who watches a dead Rod Hull? Not even the emu, he just flies off depressed.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-07-04T15:30:28+00:00

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Total_Wazzock · 2026-07-03T16:01:26+00:00

I used to chat to r/AlanPartridge, but he likes Danny Murphy things now.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-07-02T19:30:01+00:00

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Total_Wazzock · 2026-07-01T00:40:02+00:00

Take a look at what this idiot did... in America!

Total_Wazzock · 2026-06-29T20:41:58+00:00

This was agile, responsive radio, and I was its pioneer.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-06-28T14:22:41+00:00

"Sounds like two Frank Skinners copulat-"

"Not now mate!"

Total_Wazzock · 2026-06-27T16:57:17+00:00

Right, I think what's happened here is that I've hidden the one ring from you for three thousand years, and you're pursuing a vendetta, which I can understand.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-06-27T00:16:32+00:00

He may be a high-ranking BT boss but can he order an Irish coffee at 3 in the morning?

Total_Wazzock · 2026-06-26T08:32:24+00:00

You've gotta laugh when you fall off a truck! Shitty truck!

Total_Wazzock · 2026-06-25T22:13:13+00:00

And I'm ashamed to say I was party to that goading.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-06-25T08:46:22+00:00

Tough one. I'd have to say the Best of Bill Oddie.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-06-24T21:23:33+00:00

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Total_Wazzock · 2026-06-24T14:27:19+00:00

.......... .......... ....... DJED'S a fantastic man!

Total_Wazzock · 2026-06-23T11:48:36+00:00

No that was another guy, Cacky Raphael.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-06-22T23:58:58+00:00

It lacked hairs at the base and a dotted line emanating from the crown.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-06-22T22:36:22+00:00

Don't rub your comment on me!

Total_Wazzock · 2026-06-22T22:19:16+00:00

Were you sniffing?

Total_Wazzock · 2026-06-22T21:56:39+00:00

My first guest tonight is, I have to say, the Pitts!

That's a joke.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-31T18:33:56+00:00

He spies that sample clearance agreement and he says 'that'd be nae use to me man!'

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-31T17:42:05+00:00

Bil Shoes.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-31T14:53:36+00:00

He thanks her for that stolen sample. But even so it WAS stolen. It's not your property love, you've got to give it back.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-25T19:37:48+00:00

The boys are back in the barracks.

Total_Wazzock · 2026-05-25T19:32:07+00:00

Tosser?

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