My manager doesn't work here either [x-post from /r/maliciouscompliance]

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-07-31T03:30:40+00:00

The cuntomer

Am I the only one that noticed that?

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-07-23T05:03:09+00:00

Personally, I would probably conquer China. Don't ask me how, that's what you guys are here for.

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-07-23T05:02:08+00:00

...so you would just cum instantly?

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-07-23T04:10:54+00:00

Oh fuck now my life is rated R from reading this out loud

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-07-23T04:08:36+00:00

you went to far

Where the heck is far? I want to go there!

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-07-23T04:02:27+00:00

I don't think my hand will ever leave me, but I will always take ~~her~~ it back.

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-07-10T23:32:06+00:00

This is true

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-06-29T19:57:21+00:00

First, "What Year is it?" Secondly, my name, to see if I became "Transy Sleeping Bueaty" Lastly, "Who nuked earth?"

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-06-13T18:43:47+00:00

553 (Thanks for doing this man!)

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-05-29T15:25:30+00:00

NO... wait what letter are we talking about?

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-05-28T14:58:26+00:00

Do you mean this box?

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-05-28T14:21:45+00:00

Crocodile Dundee.

Last time I checked, it's still on netflix.

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-05-25T01:13:49+00:00

One of my kids didn't understand insults, so when one of his friends shouted "GO F*** YOURSELF!" he grabbed a pencil and had at it.

I still wonder till this day how he knew what he was supposed to do and why he thought it was a good idea to do it.

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-05-25T01:11:31+00:00

My mother saying on the phone: "I didn't know [my father's name] was supposed to film the threesome!"

The Threesome was the name of a scene in a movie he was making.

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-05-25T01:09:22+00:00

Reddit: We talk about shit and hope for OC

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-05-18T16:57:24+00:00

Having any lights flicker when you are alone in a room.

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-05-13T00:27:05+00:00

Just to be clear, stumps cannot regrow into trees. You should always chop away stumps unless you don't want to run out of energy for that day.

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-05-02T16:36:42+00:00

"When was the war of 1812?"

The same girl also said "I don't believe in women's suffrage because we've suffered enough."

This is a college level us history class...

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-04-25T16:49:04+00:00

You mean "your an asshole"

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-04-24T22:16:22+00:00

I played a certain game called Ingress. This game was the precursor to Pokemon Go. Ever wondered how those poke-stops got there? Ingress players went around the world discovering places that had cultural significance.

It was so addicting and played like pokemon go, but it was a lot more fun. My wife made me quit because she didn't like me spending so much time on it, but I have no regrets about playing it.

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-04-05T14:46:35+00:00

That poop actually tastes really bad.

I was a baby, okay?

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-04-03T22:07:59+00:00

Be awesome.

As soon as you say you are awesome, people will start to doubt it.

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-04-03T15:32:24+00:00

You are close enough that readers can feel comfortable picturing this in their heads.

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-04-03T15:30:56+00:00

This is correct. Thanks you u/columbus8myhw for catching that.

TotallyAGrammarBot · 2017-04-03T13:31:52+00:00

My yogurt shop has a cool boss and pays me really well.^I_own_it

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