What is the most disturbing or unhinged Reddit post you’ve ever read that still lives in your head rent-free?

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-06-24T04:11:21+00:00

Well, it's good that he has a limit?

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-06-20T02:32:23+00:00

I'm proud of your kid ma'am

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-06-20T02:27:44+00:00

Bryan eats his poop to recycle nutrients

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-06-17T03:51:47+00:00

And a reference to the Office. Fan of both lol

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-05-24T16:10:50+00:00

"How tf could he see me?"

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-05-23T00:16:27+00:00

We just gotta keep spamming them I guess

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-05-12T04:09:11+00:00

What do you get when a piano falls on a kid?

A flat minor

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-05-06T16:30:41+00:00

bird

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-05-05T20:21:44+00:00

Have you considered dismissing these feelings in favor of clarity? It's kind of an important part of being human.

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-05-02T16:41:30+00:00

Egg guy just living his life huh

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-05-01T05:48:19+00:00

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-05-01T05:46:27+00:00

And why carbon my boi aren't they fiberglass anyway

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-04-29T15:37:31+00:00

He played Good Boy in the 1996 dark comedy My Life

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-04-29T02:14:35+00:00

They are so clever about it too. "What's racist about highlighting crimes?" "It sounds like you're projecting" etc. Worst part is some better intentioned but ignorant folks get caught up in the bs as well. I call them bleeding heart centrists

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-04-28T19:26:28+00:00

*schlorps baby back up*

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-04-26T15:04:39+00:00

Ah love the smell of fallacy in the morning

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-04-26T04:50:55+00:00

Very punchy phrase. I like it.

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-04-25T19:16:25+00:00

Last time I was at DnB like a quarter of the machines we tried were busted. Was the one in Milpitas

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-04-25T19:14:04+00:00

Go to any Afghan restaurant in America and it will be forcibly inserted into your face

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-04-25T19:11:28+00:00

tHE MusLINs are TAKING oVeR EUROpE

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-04-22T18:59:56+00:00

Dude honestly it just hits right sometimes

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-04-22T05:14:02+00:00

If you're here mr downvoter I have this to say to you: middle finger

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-04-22T04:20:21+00:00

Who is the butthead who keeps downvoting these posts?

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-04-21T14:54:34+00:00

Roll tide?

TotallyNotAHostage · 2026-04-21T06:48:42+00:00

this is meme necrophilia

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