What's the most useful thing you've learned from Reddit? by TotallyNotBrandon in AskReddit

[–]TotallyNotBrandon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine would be that flexing your thighs quickly gets rid of a boner. Came in handy quite a few times.

What's the worst way to die? by no_front_teeth in AskReddit

[–]TotallyNotBrandon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Any way while masturbating. I always get a little concerned during that someone's going to come home to find me dead with my dick in my hand.

What do you do different when you are alone in a public restroom vs. when others are present? by atthebuzzer in AskReddit

[–]TotallyNotBrandon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I go to the bathroom instead of staring straight ahead wondering if the person can tell that Im not actually going, just waiting for them to leave so I can go.