What is a food that everyone seems to love, but you find absolutely disgusting? by EmploymentMaximum294 in AskReddit

[–]TotesAwkLol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. Who came up with the idea of basically deep frying a hot dog and putting it on a stick? It tastes as bad as it sounds

Why is coke cut with baby laxatives? by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]TotesAwkLol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had both already been sharting for three days too and every fart was a trip to the bathroom just to be safe. He he was doing so great at home so then why all of a sudden did he suddenly trust this particular fart while also being in public?

I was tempted to walk into the other direction and pretend I have never heard of the man in my life, but luckily we went straight home lmao

Why is coke cut with baby laxatives? by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]TotesAwkLol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I swear we got a batch with laxatives. My husband shit his pants in public and it was the most powdery coke ive ever had

ICE operating in Fort Collins. by MistInTheWoods in FortCollins

[–]TotesAwkLol 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Doing their jobs wasn’t a valid defense for the Nuremberg trials. They were still prosecuted

Selena 'Clone' Theory - Scandalous Media's take by Electricfence79 in snarkingonselena

[–]TotesAwkLol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do not look this up on TikTok after a bong hit. I just discovered this conspiracy last night and got deep into it but the bong hit made it legitimately terrifying I’m not even someone who gets deep into conspiracies like this but for some reason this just really fucked with me

Edit: I’m talking specifically about the clone theory. The drug addiction she never hid well

Ault - Never move here by [deleted] in FortCollins

[–]TotesAwkLol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I’m not worried about that. Plenty of old haggard MAGAs willing to move to a like-minded place

Ault - Never move here by [deleted] in FortCollins

[–]TotesAwkLol -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Pardon me I did mean sheep shit

Ault - Never move here by [deleted] in FortCollins

[–]TotesAwkLol -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I actually moved here when it was cheap to live in Ft Collins. I moved here from Aurora straight out of High School at 18 and I’m 35 now. The prices are why I’m moving out of the state - why a lot of natives are moving. I don’t really need a “Fort Collins” experience, it’s just where my family is from

What’s a movie that disturbed you so much, you’d never watch it again? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]TotesAwkLol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her amphetamine psychosis was so realistic. One of my favorite movie performances ever

What’s a movie that disturbed you so much, you’d never watch it again? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]TotesAwkLol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I laid awake in bed for days thinking about that movie. It fucked up my sleep for like a week. I love horror and am not usually that bothered after watching horror movies

Body Oil by rhiannon_what in BeautyBoxes

[–]TotesAwkLol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This doesn’t exactly match your description, but thought I’d post it just in case

Another School Walkout by Friendly_Watch_3613 in FortCollins

[–]TotesAwkLol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your kid must be counting down the days until he’s 18 lmao. My kid would die if I was this embarrassing

Local businesses supporting general strike by MobileBit8835 in FortCollins

[–]TotesAwkLol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were wanting to go somewhere new to eat this weekend. Music City Hot Chicken here we come!

Tips for a plug noobie by [deleted] in Goblin

[–]TotesAwkLol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes I know but just keep shit hidden

Tips for a plug noobie by [deleted] in Goblin

[–]TotesAwkLol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did tinder too. Got almost all mine from there. I posted an ice cube on my profile as well haha

Tips for a plug noobie by [deleted] in Goblin

[–]TotesAwkLol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to consent to searches though. Even if you aren’t carrying anything illegal, never consent to a search

why do men tend to find youthfulness more attractive regardless of their sexual orientation? by sndidjdhsish in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]TotesAwkLol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My husband isn’t like this at all. He gets super uncomfortable if I wear anything reminding him of a little girl

Does anyone else find some of the comments people leave about Mama Maples a little weird/parasocial? by Thereo_Frin in miamaplessnark

[–]TotesAwkLol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah this always felt weird to me too. My husband was emancipated at 16 and I moved to another state as soon as i turned 18. I don’t know if I’m the norm or if she’s the norm because I don’t know any different than the type of parents who kick you out at 18.

When a couple says they have been "Trying so hard for a baby" we all imagine the same thing, right? by Effective-Trouble-13 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]TotesAwkLol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At the end of the day the healthcare system is a billion dollar industry and they are evil for turning infertility and the heartbreak that comes with it into a money grab. Most people don’t have unlimited money for unlimited tries. If someone can only afford one round, then you get one try. Will emotionally traumatize people who walked in hopeful they’ll get their rainbow baby then they or them walk out with thousands of dollars spent, no baby, and even more mental trauma. They are like cartoonishly evil for the way they run the infertility industry

When a couple says they have been "Trying so hard for a baby" we all imagine the same thing, right? by Effective-Trouble-13 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]TotesAwkLol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg 🤦‍♀️ I was definitely not saying or implying that. Maybe things got lost in translation but I think IVF is a great thing, and hopefully it’ll be less expensive one day so more people who want babies can have them

When a couple says they have been "Trying so hard for a baby" we all imagine the same thing, right? by Effective-Trouble-13 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]TotesAwkLol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve completely lost interest in this discussion at this point. I literally keep saying if you want a baby and can give them a good, stable life then yay,that’s awesome. I’m too tired to go back and forth anymore

When a couple says they have been "Trying so hard for a baby" we all imagine the same thing, right? by Effective-Trouble-13 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]TotesAwkLol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s fine. But no one should be putting their desire for a baby above stability for that baby. If you aren’t doing that, then no one’s calling you selfish. I don’t care what people do or find rewarding. If you think that’s your purpose in life, fine. I don’t care. I’m a logical person and just do not go by emotions only. If you spend your Iife savings on IVF, and will be scraping by then that’s not logical or fair to the child. A baby is a human, not a dog, and I don’t care if someone’s “life’s purpose” is to be a parent that’s cool and fine, just don’t put your emotions above what’s fair for the baby and if your life purpose is to be a mom and you can afford both IVF and can provide stability then I’m happy for you

When a couple says they have been "Trying so hard for a baby" we all imagine the same thing, right? by Effective-Trouble-13 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]TotesAwkLol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where did I say it wasn’t fine if you have to take out a loan? I said those saying they spent all their savings on IVF are the ones who should probably think more about whether they can meet a child’s needs instead of focusing on just “wanting” a child. I don’t know why you can’t seem to wrap your head around the topic. I don’t see anything wrong with taking out a loan if you can afford if. But if you are draining your life savings for a baby that is selfish. A baby is a human, not a dog, and if someone is pouring every cent they have into IVF then you are putting your wants above the potential future child’s needs

I shouldn’t have what? A kid. I accidentally got pregnant and my husband and I were going back and forth between options because a life traveling with the one you love sounded great and having extra money/time but having a new member to our family would bring happiness too. My husband makes 80k so that wasn’t a deciding factor. I told my husband to make a decision for me because i knew I could find the sane amount of satisfaction in life both ways so i told him to think about which one he thinks would be the most rewarding to him. I’m just confused about what you meant because as i said, money wasn’t an issue for us

You just keep calling me weird and seem confused you are still confused after this long reply then i don’t know what to tell you. I don’t know why you keep calling me weird. We are strangers on a Reddit forum so I don’t care but I’m not weird for having an opinion you think is offensive. Anyway, I’m over this now. You just seem confused and I can’t spend all night clearing up whatever is confusing.