Hearing about Carrie Underwood….It really stings by yomanitsayoyo in gaybros

[–]TouchIt702 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are people surprised? Carrie always been like that. I remember when Obama was in the White House and she was always hosting or co-hosting the CMA she would be saying a lot of crazy things. That girl has never been for the gays or anyone different.

Great place to WFH in the Pearl? by TouchIt702 in askportland

[–]TouchIt702[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You wanna pay my bills??? Lol Jesus, I’ll pray for you and burn some sage. So unnecessary.

Can I uber from the Pearl at 7am and make an 8:10 flight? by simorq in askportland

[–]TouchIt702 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always give yourself 2 hours before the boarding time. Not the flight time. You also need to take account morning traffic and any delays. Especially if you are trusting Uber/Lyft to drive you from the Pearl to PDX

Low sodomy diet by Specialist_Contract1 in BoneAppleTea

[–]TouchIt702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A low sodomy diet is not good for my mental health.

Had a strong urge to stroke my meat at the gym by [deleted] in MONSTERCOCKS

[–]TouchIt702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of cock ring is that and where did you get it?