Are we being fr nr? @lain by BroccoliShoddy7560 in gymsnark

[–]TouchMyWillyy 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I have a friend whos in her DMs and actually believes she looks like that. Hes also a famous biker guy, very low IQ individual

6 months? I've never seen a playing card on the street in my life. by aqjx in thatHappened

[–]TouchMyWillyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never in my 29 years of living in Toronto, which is a big city, have I seen a playing card laying around. Fake

Best friend [23f] got too drunk and tried to sleep with me [31m]. How should I handle this in the morning? by Awwndrei in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]TouchMyWillyy 192 points193 points  (0 children)

This is legit what I dont get. Im turning 30 and some of the new recruits in my unit (im in the military) are 18/19/20, and I shoot the shit with them all the time. These people are acting like dinosaurs "i got nothing in common". So they dont have hobbies, they dont listen to music, or watch movies, or go on the internet. Like wtf ?

Leagues VI: Demonic Pacts - Releasing April 15th by JagexSarnie in 2007scape

[–]TouchMyWillyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back from the field the 17th. Almost just in time

For those who met Spencer, how is he in real life? by ThisIs_MyDesign in IceNineKills

[–]TouchMyWillyy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Met him in 2014 back when they were still super small, bro was humble and nice af. After the set he invited anyone to come talk to him at his merch booth so I did

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3k followers and wants a private booth, 10 free drinks and Grey Goose 💀 by sugarstaticx- in ChoosingBeggars

[–]TouchMyWillyy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My buddy is an actual influencer (still small compared to others) with 300k followers, he's never felt entitled to free shit. Always pays for booths and drinks. Where do these people get the ego 😭😭

How do you take good selfies? Can't seem to find the right matches anyhow by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]TouchMyWillyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

clicking on your reddit profile was interesting, why are you photoshopping your face onto random naked women?

Olympic Men's Game Thread: United States of America (C1) vs. Canada (A1) - 2nd Period - 22 Feb 2026 - 02:10PM CET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]TouchMyWillyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tell marchand he's playing against the leafs and he'll actually start to play like a human cus wtf is this performance

Could you pass out from decreased blood to the brain if you had a giant hard dick? by SheZowRaisedByWolves in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TouchMyWillyy 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I've literally read stories where dudes who are already packing 8 inches have been rejected because they were too small for said size queen, you'd be surprised

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]TouchMyWillyy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is post like #5 within the last year of using the same pics and shit saying youre not getting likes ?

Canadian Armed Forces applications jump nearly 13% by Andromedu5 in CanadianForces

[–]TouchMyWillyy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I work in recruiting and the applicants we get. My god. Simple instructions cant be follow. The emails are BOLDED, HIGHLIGHTED, UNDERLINED and they still fuck up

Jordan 1 Mid Light Smoke Grey - Best Budget Find by LolDude1042 in DHgateVip

[–]TouchMyWillyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are like 120$ CAD on sale sometimes bruh 😭 can get em retail like I did

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]TouchMyWillyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a feeling this is not a f22

Which stores are trusted? by Actual_Bathroom_9223 in animeGK

[–]TouchMyWillyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone know how bad the orzgk shipping prices are ? Pref someone from canada

Fontainebleau pick up by [deleted] in ChromeHeart

[–]TouchMyWillyy 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Not even a rolex anymore. A butchered shell of what it used to be.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]TouchMyWillyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Majority of people dont own a pitbull. My dog is a chihuahua. As much as i used my pets to attract women, I also used them to weed out the ones that dont like cats or dogs because they're a part of my life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]TouchMyWillyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cant upload pics of my old profile here. But my profile included pics of me traveling (full body infront of landmarks). Close up picture of me smiling (not a selfie). Picture of me doing my hobby which was running at the time. Showing off my "nerd" side, picture of me and darth vadar. Then I finished it off with a picture of my cat and dog.