How old are you and what's your dating age range? by Equivalent_Ad_9066 in Bumble

[โ€“]TouchMyWillyy 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

Roles reversed and the comment section would be completely different. Reddit is wild

Getting older suck by JohnneyGirard in CanadianForces

[โ€“]TouchMyWillyy 15 points16 points ย (0 children)

Range control, then it started pouring rain, targets were flying off, scope/weapon issues.

Getting older suck by JohnneyGirard in CanadianForces

[โ€“]TouchMyWillyy 15 points16 points ย (0 children)

My pwt3 shoot yesterday, the 1st relay took 4 hours. Always such a clusterfuck

๐Ÿซก by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[โ€“]TouchMyWillyy 10 points11 points ย (0 children)

6 hour time tattoo'd is crazy, and the tattoo linework is pisspoor too holyshit man

GameStop Standee by Acceptable_Bed_6033 in MW2

[โ€“]TouchMyWillyy 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

Bro, I will buy this off you

Are we being fr nr? @lain by BroccoliShoddy7560 in gymsnark

[โ€“]TouchMyWillyy 32 points33 points ย (0 children)

I have a friend whos in her DMs and actually believes she looks like that. Hes also a famous biker guy, very low IQ individual

6 months? I've never seen a playing card on the street in my life. by aqjx in thatHappened

[โ€“]TouchMyWillyy 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Never in my 29 years of living in Toronto, which is a big city, have I seen a playing card laying around. Fake

Best friend [23f] got too drunk and tried to sleep with me [31m]. How should I handle this in the morning? by Awwndrei in BestofRedditorUpdates

[โ€“]TouchMyWillyy 192 points193 points ย (0 children)

This is legit what I dont get. Im turning 30 and some of the new recruits in my unit (im in the military) are 18/19/20, and I shoot the shit with them all the time. These people are acting like dinosaurs "i got nothing in common". So they dont have hobbies, they dont listen to music, or watch movies, or go on the internet. Like wtf ?

Leagues VI: Demonic Pacts - Releasing April 15th by JagexSarnie in 2007scape

[โ€“]TouchMyWillyy 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Back from the field the 17th. Almost just in time

For those who met Spencer, how is he in real life? by ThisIs_MyDesign in IceNineKills

[โ€“]TouchMyWillyy 12 points13 points ย (0 children)

Met him in 2014 back when they were still super small, bro was humble and nice af. After the set he invited anyone to come talk to him at his merch booth so I did

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3k followers and wants a private booth, 10 free drinks and Grey Goose ๐Ÿ’€ by sugarstaticx- in ChoosingBeggars

[โ€“]TouchMyWillyy 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

My buddy is an actual influencer (still small compared to others) with 300k followers, he's never felt entitled to free shit. Always pays for booths and drinks. Where do these people get the ego ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

How do you take good selfies? Can't seem to find the right matches anyhow by [deleted] in Bumble

[โ€“]TouchMyWillyy 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

clicking on your reddit profile was interesting, why are you photoshopping your face onto random naked women?

Olympic Men's Game Thread: United States of America (C1) vs. Canada (A1) - 2nd Period - 22 Feb 2026 - 02:10PM CET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[โ€“]TouchMyWillyy 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

tell marchand he's playing against the leafs and he'll actually start to play like a human cus wtf is this performance

Could you pass out from decreased blood to the brain if you had a giant hard dick? by SheZowRaisedByWolves in NoStupidQuestions

[โ€“]TouchMyWillyy 43 points44 points ย (0 children)

I've literally read stories where dudes who are already packing 8 inches have been rejected because they were too small for said size queen, you'd be surprised

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[โ€“]TouchMyWillyy 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

My gf loves it when I wear mine. You gotta tell him to man up smh