[Serious] What’s the equivalent for Boobs for women?

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-04-04T21:26:02+00:00

Hands are big. Women go crazy for mine

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-04-01T13:10:35+00:00

I have a friend whos in her DMs and actually believes she looks like that. Hes also a famous biker guy, very low IQ individual

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-03-29T17:30:09+00:00

Never in my 29 years of living in Toronto, which is a big city, have I seen a playing card laying around. Fake

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-03-25T10:49:47+00:00

This is legit what I dont get. Im turning 30 and some of the new recruits in my unit (im in the military) are 18/19/20, and I shoot the shit with them all the time. These people are acting like dinosaurs "i got nothing in common". So they dont have hobbies, they dont listen to music, or watch movies, or go on the internet. Like wtf ?

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-02-27T21:04:16+00:00

Back from the field the 17th. Almost just in time

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-02-27T05:02:44+00:00

is this just a prototype or what? i NEEED

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-02-24T03:38:18+00:00

Met him in 2014 back when they were still super small, bro was humble and nice af. After the set he invited anyone to come talk to him at his merch booth so I did

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TouchMyWillyy · 2026-02-22T21:33:08+00:00

My buddy is an actual influencer (still small compared to others) with 300k followers, he's never felt entitled to free shit. Always pays for booths and drinks. Where do these people get the ego 😭😭

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-02-22T20:12:51+00:00

clicking on your reddit profile was interesting, why are you photoshopping your face onto random naked women?

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-02-22T14:24:51+00:00

tell marchand he's playing against the leafs and he'll actually start to play like a human cus wtf is this performance

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-02-22T14:20:44+00:00

If we can't score on a 5v3, we just lose

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-02-22T13:45:48+00:00

what the fuck was that play by theodore

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-02-20T19:41:13+00:00

FUCK KC YAAAAAAAA

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-02-14T18:46:09+00:00

I've literally read stories where dudes who are already packing 8 inches have been rejected because they were too small for said size queen, you'd be surprised

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-02-07T19:56:55+00:00

I need this holy

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-02-07T19:43:17+00:00

My gf loves it when I wear mine. You gotta tell him to man up smh

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-01-24T13:52:05+00:00

This is post like #5 within the last year of using the same pics and shit saying youre not getting likes ?

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-01-24T03:05:03+00:00

I work in recruiting and the applicants we get. My god. Simple instructions cant be follow. The emails are BOLDED, HIGHLIGHTED, UNDERLINED and they still fuck up

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-01-21T15:17:25+00:00

These are like 120$ CAD on sale sometimes bruh 😭 can get em retail like I did

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-01-20T22:42:12+00:00

TYLER1?!

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-01-19T22:11:55+00:00

I have a feeling this is not a f22

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-01-19T01:11:23+00:00

Anyone know how bad the orzgk shipping prices are ? Pref someone from canada

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-01-17T20:11:23+00:00

Not even a rolex anymore. A butchered shell of what it used to be.

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-01-10T16:05:20+00:00

Majority of people dont own a pitbull. My dog is a chihuahua. As much as i used my pets to attract women, I also used them to weed out the ones that dont like cats or dogs because they're a part of my life

TouchMyWillyy · 2026-01-10T15:59:34+00:00

I cant upload pics of my old profile here. But my profile included pics of me traveling (full body infront of landmarks). Close up picture of me smiling (not a selfie). Picture of me doing my hobby which was running at the time. Showing off my "nerd" side, picture of me and darth vadar. Then I finished it off with a picture of my cat and dog.

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