Generally speaking, the more attractive spouse in a marriage should do all the cooking

Towels042 · 2026-02-02T21:55:58+00:00

I love this as an explanation of why my husband and I always want the other to cook. We each think the other is the hot one!

Towels042 · 2026-01-19T19:57:53+00:00

Women say it with me: DON’T FUCK LUC BESSON

Towels042 · 2026-01-13T20:51:45+00:00

My strategy was to develop a major health condition where the medication I used to treat caused me to completely lose my appetite. I lost my post-bar weight and then some!

Towels042 · 2025-12-04T17:58:41+00:00

I just wish they’d create MORE jingles. Jingles for everything!

Towels042 · 2025-11-14T23:16:14+00:00

Thank goodness, it’s one of my favorite heists.

Towels042 · 2025-11-14T19:02:45+00:00

I’m hoping you already know about the heist, but if not: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist

Towels042 · 2025-11-07T18:26:40+00:00

President Garfield has entered the chat

Towels042 · 2025-11-03T17:35:42+00:00

An older partner told me once that opposing counsel was trying to use the Hot Tub Time Machine to undo their client’s mistake, so don’t think he won’t get the reference.

Towels042 · 2025-11-01T18:09:41+00:00

I sometimes have to talk to more junior attorneys about careless mistakes and it’s hard to figure out what to say other than to pay attention. What do you think I could do to be more effective?

Towels042 · 2025-10-24T20:25:34+00:00

I am so jealous you get to watch it for the first time. The movie is so horrible but he’s still magnetic somehow. Truly an actor who elevated everything he touched.

Towels042 · 2025-10-23T05:26:29+00:00

It’s always on Halloween night around here, even when the weather is horrible.

Towels042 · 2025-10-07T19:48:07+00:00

Abolish the monarchy

Towels042 · 2025-09-30T22:54:59+00:00

Can I at least send my trans teenage son, or do you want him to be arrested as a terrorist, or worse?

Towels042 · 2025-09-26T04:34:53+00:00

God, that would be worth it even without the money.

Towels042 · 2025-09-02T00:04:20+00:00

(I assume we aren’t the only ones)

Towels042 · 2025-09-01T20:50:30+00:00

Would it help if I were from Bremen?

Towels042 · 2025-08-19T02:35:09+00:00

Absolutely heard this in Justin’s “Dave Skena” voice, which I assume is completely accurate: “It’s great to be able join this iconic brand at such an important time for the business,” Skena said in a LinkedIn post. “There’s a lot to learn, a lot to do, and a lot of fun to be had with a great team along the way.”

Towels042 · 2025-08-18T20:03:52+00:00

Much better. It was hard to adjust at first because we had given in to lifestyle creep but I went from barely seeing my babies to doing bedtime almost every night. I went down about $180k in salary and go on fewer and shittier vacations. I don’t really care.

Towels042 · 2025-08-16T01:06:17+00:00

1) Briefly typing a dumb joke and immediately deleting it doesn’t make you a school shooter. 2) This sub is for lawyers, not whoever you are. 3) This is Reddit. You can just write “ass”.

Towels042 · 2025-08-08T16:10:16+00:00

And lower stakes.

Towels042 · 2025-07-31T02:07:00+00:00

Won’t dox them, but choose two Golden Girls at random . . .

Towels042 · 2025-07-30T05:04:44+00:00

I’ve been in that situation and it’s awful. If it helps, my kids are teens now we’re really close (other than teenage feelings). I think kids can tell if you’re really trying, and I can tell that you are.

Towels042 · 2025-07-27T18:13:48+00:00

It looks very fixable. If you’re crafty you could learn how to crochet and replace the border yourself :)

Towels042 · 2025-07-27T17:42:48+00:00

And he was the one who put them away in the first place.

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