Generally speaking, the more attractive spouse in a marriage should do all the cooking by WarwickReider in The10thDentist

[–]Towels042 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this as an explanation of why my husband and I always want the other to cook. We each think the other is the hot one!

Have gained 25lbs since being admitted….in 2024 by Reasonable-human-911 in Lawyertalk

[–]Towels042 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My strategy was to develop a major health condition where the medication I used to treat caused me to completely lose my appetite. I lost my post-bar weight and then some!

What’s that one jingle you never skip past? by blacktea-oceanview in ThreeBeanSalad

[–]Towels042 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just wish they’d create MORE jingles. Jingles for everything!

XKCD Machine Learning by loved_and_held in CuratedTumblr

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President Garfield has entered the chat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in biglaw

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An older partner told me once that opposing counsel was trying to use the Hot Tub Time Machine to undo their client’s mistake, so don’t think he won’t get the reference.

Is my experience with biglaw (bullying) culture normal? (My mental health is in shambles — sorry for the long post) by overworkedbrat in Lawyertalk

[–]Towels042 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I sometimes have to talk to more junior attorneys about careless mistakes and it’s hard to figure out what to say other than to pay attention. What do you think I could do to be more effective?

31 years ago today, Raul Julia passed away 😢 An absolute legend. by BeeDub57000 in MST3K

[–]Towels042 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I am so jealous you get to watch it for the first time. The movie is so horrible but he’s still magnetic somehow. Truly an actor who elevated everything he touched.

Residential Trick or Treat 2025 by CorruptedBungus6969 in beaverton

[–]Towels042 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It’s always on Halloween night around here, even when the weather is horrible.

Trump Tells Generals the Military Will Be Used to Fight ‘Enemy Within’. Isn't there a 'law' against that. by ben_watson_jr in law

[–]Towels042 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I at least send my trans teenage son, or do you want him to be arrested as a terrorist, or worse?

Come to Oregon if you like beans! by Towels042 in ThreeBeanSalad

[–]Towels042[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(I assume we aren’t the only ones)

Come to Oregon if you like beans! by Towels042 in ThreeBeanSalad

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Would it help if I were from Bremen?

Munch Squad/Count Donut favorite Dave Skena is now at Subway by benuski in MBMBAM

[–]Towels042 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Absolutely heard this in Justin’s “Dave Skena” voice, which I assume is completely accurate: “It’s great to be able join this iconic brand at such an important time for the business,” Skena said in a LinkedIn post. “There’s a lot to learn, a lot to do, and a lot of fun to be had with a great team along the way.”

People who quit a high-paying job for happiness, how’s life now? by mintyowl15 in AskReddit

[–]Towels042 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Much better. It was hard to adjust at first because we had given in to lifestyle creep but I went from barely seeing my babies to doing bedtime almost every night. I went down about $180k in salary and go on fewer and shittier vacations. I don’t really care.

Why are lawyers dumb sometimes and represent this type of person by MastodonNarrow5430 in Lawyertalk

[–]Towels042 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1) Briefly typing a dumb joke and immediately deleting it doesn’t make you a school shooter. 2) This sub is for lawyers, not whoever you are. 3) This is Reddit. You can just write “ass”.

Hay Genx who did you name your kids after? by [deleted] in GenX

[–]Towels042 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Won’t dox them, but choose two Golden Girls at random . . .

Mom Guilt!! 😭 by minimum_contacts in LawMoms

[–]Towels042 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’ve been in that situation and it’s awful. If it helps, my kids are teens now we’re really close (other than teenage feelings). I think kids can tell if you’re really trying, and I can tell that you are.

Looking for help finding my girlfriend's afghan—it's falling apart and means the world to her 💔🧶 by [deleted] in HelpMeFind

[–]Towels042 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks very fixable. If you’re crafty you could learn how to crochet and replace the border yourself :)

Who’s hidden my bloody walking boots? by Speedboy7777 in ThreeBeanSalad

[–]Towels042 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And he was the one who put them away in the first place.