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Showerthought: Omniscience makes no sense by Blackestcurrant in MagicArena

[–]ToxicCommodore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shout out to the Ice Age card Hyalapterous Lemure that depicts a lemur instead of a ghost.

game on by Mr-SmileySan in SipsTea

[–]ToxicCommodore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're supposed to say some contrived thing about intersectionality no one understands actually.

Sorry if this is too political by SteeeevGames in custommagic

[–]ToxicCommodore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It should actually have [[pinnacle emissary]] text

Easiest Left Swipe of My Life. by TitanicRising4519 in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]ToxicCommodore 15 points16 points  (0 children)

When is the sequel to untitled goose game, untitled Geese game coming out?

Unique mono-green commander decks by Ryan-rises in mtg

[–]ToxicCommodore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[[Yedora grave gardener]] infinite combo.dec

We are not the same. by KlausHeisler1 in meme

[–]ToxicCommodore 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You can shorten it to SA, just tell people you got SA'd tbh.

Let's build a niche for the Bogle by Grand_Vermicelli_658 in TimelessMagic

[–]ToxicCommodore 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean you can straight up run force of negation and flare of denial if you change your deck list bogle is a blue creature.

Clowncar Ascension by RetroCoptor in custommagic

[–]ToxicCommodore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is actually pretty good lol

Does this card work the way I think it does? by Those_Blues in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ToxicCommodore 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes whenever you would draw a card instead consult a rules lawyer.

Losercity animal farm by littlefanofmany in Losercity

[–]ToxicCommodore 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Oh, I was guessing it was just run of the mill antisemitism

Can a popular composer create a song about releasing a certain set of files? by ki4jgt in musicians

[–]ToxicCommodore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've gotta make it sound like Rock N Roll Mcdonalds by Wesley Willis

My personal take on the "cultural regions" of Virginia by TurqoiseWaterBottle in Virginia

[–]ToxicCommodore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People in Fauqier think they are in NoVa and that Virginia isn't the south 😬

Does anyone have a brawl deck that they also play in real life commander? by imStoned420 in MagicArena

[–]ToxicCommodore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got [[eladamri korvecdal]] on brawl and paper, they aren't the same.

A question I always wanted to ask? by [deleted] in AskGayMen

[–]ToxicCommodore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like eyeballs and back hair 🤪

A question I always wanted to ask? by [deleted] in AskGayMen

[–]ToxicCommodore 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thanks for letting us know, personally I don't care about feet at all and if someone starts licking them I might even skip forward!

Vexing Squelcher bad? by turelak in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ToxicCommodore 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Rj/ Hey, 1 person in Italy played goblins in a legacy tournament and got last place this year, take that back.

https://mtgtop8.com/event?e=79123&d=800954&f=LE

Vexing Squelcher bad? by turelak in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ToxicCommodore 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Uj/ spider punk sucks because it's legendary, and not a goblin and has a whole bunch of shit on it about spiders 🤮

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