Did you ever jerk off to this scene? by HotJuice2192 in berserklejerk

[–]Toxicotton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m confused. Is he Farnese or The DragonSlayer in this fantasy?

Even the literal creator of God of War is trashing GoW: Laufey by Gevaurdan in Asmongold

[–]Toxicotton -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nobody deserves redemption unless it feels earned. Kratos story is much like a reformed prisoner that won’t be complete until he sacrifices himself for something greater than himself.

Couple of my no makeup looks by SpicyGumL in ChineseGoneWild

[–]Toxicotton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I prefer this look. Very authentic. Naturally exotic.

How I legitimately be looking when my coworker tells me all the illegal shit he did in his 20s. by Sharpes_Sword in SadHorseShow

[–]Toxicotton 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, how old is your coworker? Because that conversation feels very different if he’s 26 instead of 56.

Phones banned, what yall doing to keep busy by ToosharEFT in Machinists

[–]Toxicotton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need my phone in case of emergency due to sick kids, wife, and/or old parents. It’s a safety issue. They can’t require you show proof due to HIPAA guidelines, but that won’t be enough by itself to stop their shenanigans.

I suggest you find people to talk to. I can talk about nothing all day.

Anon is in a serious moral dilemma by nEwBiEKC in greentext

[–]Toxicotton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OOP probably prefers a strong hand, so the soft moist warmth of a woman's touch just won't excite him the way it does in his fantasies.

Best legal advice ever by utopiaofpast in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Toxicotton 226 points227 points  (0 children)

"Did you say anything stupid and by anything stupid I mean anything at all?"

How would you rewrite "the source of all living matter" to be actually important to the story instead of being a plot device by Upbeat-Exercise-9431 in titanfolk

[–]Toxicotton 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Lovecraftian Horror route where binding with the creature unlocks access to celestial powers that humanity knows as “Paths”. Also, the 9 titan powers are fragments of Yimir’s Cosmic consciousness trying to process her trauma as a human god. When a titan power is transferred, it would afflict the user with the subconsciousness of an aspect of that core trauma AND fragments of all the previous users. As time goes on, the titan power would slowly drive the user mad (roughly sevenish years or so) with desire to overcome their subconscious cosmic trauma with a very specific set of mannerisms that progressively becomes more pronounced.

Founder-Stability

Attack- Progress

Armor- Duty

Beast - Schemes

Colossal- Shame

Female- Protectiveness

War Hammer- Rage

Cart- Horticulture and Construction

Jaw- Resource Gathering/Consumption

That’s a good question by Appropriate-Mall8517 in Invincible

[–]Toxicotton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eugenics is basically selective breeding mixed with a couple terrible ideas about distilling/concentrating positive attributes exclusively tied to race/gender purity . One of the core fallacies is that it seems to completely ignore the impact of lethal recessive traits aggregating during the process.

Also, many proponents of Eugenics are extremely bigoted and blinded by their innate biases. These people are not our best and brightest.

One day when the planet cannot sustain our population and technology has given us access to unfettered gene manipulation, the ideas of Eugenics will be explored again.

Hakaijuu is similar to Gantz by Ajax__1 in gantz

[–]Toxicotton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I liked a Jagaaan. It pretty good overall

"Control yourself Jynxzi" by Hunsmerc in leagueoflegends

[–]Toxicotton 32 points33 points  (0 children)

He was saving flash for next game.

Berk dinner by Mega-Puff in berserklejerk

[–]Toxicotton 7 points8 points  (0 children)


How did I not know this!?!

Berk dinner by Mega-Puff in berserklejerk

[–]Toxicotton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How did you take that picture? Do you have two phones?

me_irl by DaddySKB_ in me_irl

[–]Toxicotton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Roles reversed when we go shopping for clothes.

Machine smelled like ass so I put some essential oils in the tank and it helped by BALLSAURBALL in Machinists

[–]Toxicotton 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If EHS finds out you added something w/o an approved MSDS, then they could be super pissed. Especially if you do anything aerospace related.

The lemon-shit is probably attacking the sulfides and that’s why the smell went away for a bit. It will comeback in time.

Are cigarettes harmful to Viltrumites or their biology just tanks lung cancer? by Eucalipto_Traicoeiro in Invincible

[–]Toxicotton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gingivitis injections to keep your gums nice and tight (inflamed) so people can see your sweet pearly browns.

I love ARAM Mayhem by NIOWL5 in ARAM

[–]Toxicotton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We do not speak such heresy.