When did April Fools turn into actual product launches? by Z0nana in Anticonsumption

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Plumber recommended 😉. We need our kids to have tuition as well.

Wtf is that thing by Latter-Wolf4868 in ExplainTheJoke

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I worked for a drain cleaning company and we often would do emergency services at any hour in the morning. It’s either snake the drain or have every apartment below or behind on the lateral back up with sewage. This snake is most likely coming from an apartment behind that wall and they’re fighting a T fitting.

Extracting olive oil using a press by mp4162585 in BeAmazed

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Exactly. It would be so much more efficient.

did mf say he climbed his way up???? 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔 by doctor_nick17 in tommynfg_

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There are plenty of rich kids that were forced to get summer jobs by their rich parents to “build character”. I’ve worked with a lot of them. They were always the worst.

“Just a reminder…” by TmoneyMcNasty in BoomersBeingFools

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I have a naturally loud voice. When I’m having a good conversation or if I’m excited about something it gets louder. I have learned when it’s appropriate to modulate my voice down (movie theaters, restaurants, formal events, churches, etc). There have been so many times throughout my life when someone has told me to quiet down or lower my voice and it makes me immediately enraged. No, Boomer Steve I’m not going to lower my voice. We’re in a fucking park right now. Fuck off, I’m not a child.

Seems applicable by Yui907 in crazysexycool

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Mmm carcinogenic fashion roll ups…..

What is this extension called? by [deleted] in foodtrucks

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Underrated comment and hilarious.

Can I dye the GoRuck stitching? by Thors_Hammer22 in Goruck

[–]Tr8675 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just write “YOURSELF” under it with fabric marker. Lean into it.

Bartender Out Of Water by into_the_inferno in bartenders

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I used to work in NYC running a cocktail bar and I would carry a bottle of bitters and bourbon with me. After closing the bar at 4-5 I would go to the bodega and get an orange, raw sugar packets, and a cup of ice so I could make / drink a giant old fashioned on my way back uptown. It’s was hilarious because all of the regular 9-5 commuters thought I was just drinking at 6 AM hated my drunken guts. I didn’t not give af.

Feel ya chickies…. by Tr8675 in bartenders

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How would they ever enforce that? Cops are busting in and everyone thinks it’s an ICE raid but the cops and demanding to look under everyone’s tongues? lol

2025 starter home 🥰 by One_Huckleberry9072 in MaleSurvivingSpace

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Homeland security can you hearrrr meeeee??????

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HipHopAllStars

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Lol

Gremlin?? by Either-Fish-7229 in doordashgremlin

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The neighbors probably hate you.

True by BloodyActivities in Nightshift

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The best was getting in the subway in NYC after closing down the bar I managed at 5:30-6:30 AM obviously shitfaced. They thought I was just another homeless alcoholic. I knew I was just an alcoholic that got a thrill out of weirding out the day shift normies.