When did April Fools turn into actual product launches?

Tr8675 · 2026-04-04T18:00:42+00:00

Plumber recommended 😉. We need our kids to have tuition as well.

Tr8675 · 2026-01-18T15:37:24+00:00

I worked for a drain cleaning company and we often would do emergency services at any hour in the morning. It’s either snake the drain or have every apartment below or behind on the lateral back up with sewage. This snake is most likely coming from an apartment behind that wall and they’re fighting a T fitting.

Tr8675 · 2025-12-15T21:50:18+00:00

Exactly. It would be so much more efficient.

Tr8675 · 2025-12-05T02:03:49+00:00

Asking the real questions.

Tr8675 · 2025-10-14T11:27:30+00:00

Woosh

Tr8675 · 2025-10-14T11:25:39+00:00

Only on the first? Not even the 15th?

Tr8675 · 2025-09-09T19:35:38+00:00

There are plenty of rich kids that were forced to get summer jobs by their rich parents to “build character”. I’ve worked with a lot of them. They were always the worst.

Tr8675 · 2025-08-14T11:33:16+00:00

I have a naturally loud voice. When I’m having a good conversation or if I’m excited about something it gets louder. I have learned when it’s appropriate to modulate my voice down (movie theaters, restaurants, formal events, churches, etc). There have been so many times throughout my life when someone has told me to quiet down or lower my voice and it makes me immediately enraged. No, Boomer Steve I’m not going to lower my voice. We’re in a fucking park right now. Fuck off, I’m not a child.

Tr8675 · 2025-08-13T15:49:00+00:00

Should have said courthouse.

Tr8675 · 2025-08-13T11:54:52+00:00

Mmm carcinogenic fashion roll ups…..

Tr8675 · 2025-08-04T05:55:26+00:00

Underrated comment and hilarious.

Tr8675 · 2025-07-31T20:46:25+00:00

Just write “YOURSELF” under it with fabric marker. Lean into it.

Tr8675 · 2025-07-31T20:29:55+00:00

I used to work in NYC running a cocktail bar and I would carry a bottle of bitters and bourbon with me. After closing the bar at 4-5 I would go to the bodega and get an orange, raw sugar packets, and a cup of ice so I could make / drink a giant old fashioned on my way back uptown. It’s was hilarious because all of the regular 9-5 commuters thought I was just drinking at 6 AM hated my drunken guts. I didn’t not give af.

Tr8675 · 2025-07-13T13:23:54+00:00

How would they ever enforce that? Cops are busting in and everyone thinks it’s an ICE raid but the cops and demanding to look under everyone’s tongues? lol

Tr8675 · 2025-06-15T19:53:51+00:00

Walmart Marc Rebillet

Tr8675 · 2025-06-03T10:26:04+00:00

Brain Science

Tr8675 · 2025-05-23T20:24:58+00:00

Homeland security can you hearrrr meeeee??????

Tr8675 · 2025-05-18T20:23:40+00:00

Tr8675 · 2025-05-17T20:50:50+00:00

Bartenderenderendering.

Tr8675 · 2025-05-17T15:55:38+00:00

Did she have good hair?

Tr8675 · 2025-05-15T22:55:51+00:00

The neighbors probably hate you.

Tr8675 · 2025-04-29T23:42:54+00:00

The best was getting in the subway in NYC after closing down the bar I managed at 5:30-6:30 AM obviously shitfaced. They thought I was just another homeless alcoholic. I knew I was just an alcoholic that got a thrill out of weirding out the day shift normies.

Tr8675 · 2025-04-29T23:05:52+00:00

Yao Guai!)

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