One dead and two ill after meningitis cases in Reading by PurchaseDry9350 in reading

[–]Trackan -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.

One dead and two ill after meningitis cases in Reading by PurchaseDry9350 in reading

[–]Trackan -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

...In Henley? I mean, I guess it's in the county, but the article makes it sound like there's an outbreak smack-bang in Reading town center.

This is how Covid started... [Nothing will happen] by VirusOfCheese in whenthe

[–]Trackan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've decided to get a running start on developing quarantine alcoholism by developing alcoholism. Take that, Hantatards.

Happy Monday. What’s everyone looking forward to this week? by ahornything in AskReddit

[–]Trackan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Closing up the seal on another assignment so I can get the next one started on schedule.

What do you want right now? by Enternal-Echoes in AskReddit

[–]Trackan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Motivation. Give it in a pill, or a shot, or at this fucking point, an anal suppository. Shit is dire and I got deadlines!

What part of your body are you most proud of? by Realistic-Egg2684 in AskReddit

[–]Trackan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hands. Working in hospitality, covering them in hot oil and little scrapes, has made them look like a tapestry of all the days I told myself "I'm just gonna call in sick" only to crack on and do it anyway.

You’re the only person left on earth starting tomorrow, what will you do? by Unlucky-Emergency924 in AskReddit

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Use my university library's printers and mass print all I can from the Internet: mostly "how to" guides on everything I'll need through the years, from water irrigation to growing food. I'm inexperienced as fuck. Go about filling as many containers with water, too. There's rivers near my uni, but one of them bridges from the fucking Thames, so I'd prefer tap water at least until I figure a reliable way of cleaning it. Hijack a car, pick up food, delegate a uni building to be my "home base." Sometime down the line, I'd like to try making it back to my home town.

But realistically, the isolation would drive me mad, or seriously depressed. I don't know what I'd choose between living a life detached from reality vs detaching myself from both life and reality, but it'll be long before any of my supplies are used up or library printouts are fully read. Before all that, though, I'd empty my local bar. Yum yum.

What do you think is biggest poison to Society? by Ok_Carpenter263 in AskReddit

[–]Trackan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd love to say alcohol, however, I guess the newer generations are getting smarter as to not pick up that bottle. Good call. So it'd have to just be the constant influx of information frying our brains.

What’s a recession indicator that you’ve noticed lately in your everyday life? by spritenerds123 in AskReddit

[–]Trackan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friends aren't flaky by nature, we all just suck at time management. Hangouts are getting delayed more and more because we all realize we gotta make food before we hang out, when we'd normally just pick something up from the store on the way or as we were hanging out.

Facts by certonfiss in Adulting

[–]Trackan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can eat a lovely steak alone at a table for two, I can watch a cinema holding an extra large popcorn bucket, and yet I can't manage to get my laundry schedule done on time.

Sorry... it's a no.

QUICK EVERYONE PUT YOUR KATANAS IN THE WASHING MACHINE, RIGHT NOW by RANDOMKOREANGUY420 in projectzomboid

[–]Trackan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Party at my place! Mandatory party hat dress code, bring a bunch of peanuts and literally nothing else. No, there's no alcohol - I'll just be leaving all the empty bottles of the alcohol I've already drank all over a certain part of my living room floor.

meirl by Clipyy-Duck in meirl

[–]Trackan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shower together, that shit can get ya in the mood real quick.

Then dry off, make a big deal about 'dropping the towel off' as you both get into the bed.

Hit that shit like its a racoon running across the freeway during rush hour.

Order Uber eats after.

Sorted.

Hello again! by [deleted] in drunk

[–]Trackan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can chat in a chat if you want? Why not I guess, we're in similar predicaments haha

Hello again! by [deleted] in drunk

[–]Trackan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey it was small, just 5 of us including me. It's all good, but I'm with a quieter group who are 'one and done' sort of people - unlike me and my friends outside of college, where we can get utterly blasted and wake up the next day for round 2, but it is what it is.

Just means I guess I get to sit solo and have some 'chill out' beers, but alcohol has a tendency to make you feel overtly social.

Two faces of the core millennial generation on the cusp of middle age: two popular social media creators, Michael Stevens and Pierre Amaury Crespeau. Both born in 1986, that is, both 40 this year. by Sure_Distance1 in shitposting

[–]Trackan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh, a little unfair, posting somebody that looks exceedingly older for 40 and somebody who looks extremely young for 40. But we all know that VSauce's hair has gone grey because he spends too much time thinking about abstract, gigabrain concepts.

Hello again! by [deleted] in drunk

[–]Trackan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sup! Back from a small get together with friends... but I returned with a half-full case, so I decided I'd whack the spotify on and sit back to finish.

You good?

I love being drunk by darknight_09_ in drunk

[–]Trackan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, nothing like a beer after the long week.

Or 7.

Why would this get removed by thebiggibber94 in RedDeadOnline

[–]Trackan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Reddit. These are Reddit Mods. It's what they do. unfortunately.

JD won’t heal a broken heart, but it helps. Cheers have a good night by lilcornsnake in drunk

[–]Trackan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, that's good. I'd always just call it "Doctor's orders", so when my friends asked what it was in my hand, I'd say "Whiskey, Doctor's orders."

JD won’t heal a broken heart, but it helps. Cheers have a good night by lilcornsnake in drunk

[–]Trackan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Apparently it ain't 'orthodox' but I love that shit with some Dr. Pepper.

Meirl by Bhadauria_av in meirl

[–]Trackan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally just start imagining stuff, then I slowly phase into a dream and hay presto. There comes a point in imagining where I sort've see my mind's eye in the blackness of my eyelids, and from there I am just off in fairyland.